LYRICS PROMPT [Intro | whispered ad-libs] Where’s Q’s U? Where’s Q’s U? Blank said, “Relax, I can do what they do.” [Chorus | hook loop] Where’s Q’s U? Where’s Q’s U? Blank said, “Baby, I can do what they do.” Rack full of rumors, board full of views, Triple word spot and we all got used. Where’s Q’s U? Where’s Q’s U? Ten-point lover with attachment issues. Blank in the middle like, “Pick me, choose,” Now the whole damn board knows Q’s U. [Verse 1 | Q rapping] I’m rare in the bag, high-value face, But without my U, I’m a public disgrace. They pull me out first, everybody gets tense, Like, “Can he stand alone?” No confidence. Rack is the DMs, board is the feed, Everybody watching what they spell with me. S said she heard it from E last night, Blank been changing names in the pale moonlight. [Pre-Chorus | rising] One greasy finger from fate, One wrong move, we screenshot straight. Lay me down, don’t make it weird - Too late, whole table cheered. [Chorus | hook loop] Where’s Q’s U? Where’s Q’s U? Blank said, “Baby, I can do what they do.” Rack full of rumors, board full of views, Triple word spot and we all got used. [Verse 2 | U responds] I’m tired of being your plus-one tile, Every time you panic, I’m supposed to smile. You say you need me - cute, that’s rich, Then Blank walks in and you start to switch. You love my shape, but not my say, You only call when there’s points to play. I saw your corner touch the triple word square, Then act brand new when Blank got there. [Bridge | Blank seductive] I can be anything, darling. That’s the problem, that’s the thrill. I can be your missing vowel, Or the rumor they can’t kill. [Final Chorus | bigger, chantable] Where’s Q’s U? Where’s Q’s U? Blank said, “Baby, I can do what they do.” Rack full of rumors, board full of views, Triple word spot and we all got used. [Outro | soundbite] Ten points and emotionally unavailable.
