[Intro | Male Vocal | hook first | clean piano loop | finger snaps] Yeah, ayy First mover, whoa (One man, one repo) [Hook | Male Vocal | melodic | layered] Five tabs open and the diff's still clean Twelve commits pushed 'fore your standup convene Whole company runnin' off a laptop and me First mover (whoa), class of one, you'll see Solo on the cap, ain't no in-between Ship before the meeting, ship through the caffeine Bootstrap better than the boardroom routine First mover, first mover, MiDika dream [Verse 1 | Male Vocal | melodic flow | playful brag delivery] Woke up at six, told my therapist I'm fine She said "you said that yesterday" — billed me anyway, that's the grind Pre-seed? Nah, I'm pre-revenue, pre-rent, pre-decline Pitch deck so empty even the chatbot said "next time" But the product shipped at noon and the demo went divine Closed a Stripe link in the Uber, that's a side-quest design Got a roadmap on a Post-it, got a CFO named Excel Got a Series A in my Notion that I'm prayin' nobody can tell My cofounder is Claude, my cap table's a mirror My standup is me askin' the standing desk what's clearer Big Tech in the boardroom orderin' kombucha by the liter I'm in a hoodie shippin' features, eatin' cold pizza for the dinner Calendar full of meetings that I scheduled with myself First mover, first mover, talkin' to the bookshelf [Hook | Male Vocal | doubled | layered vocals] Five tabs open and the diff's still clean Twelve commits pushed 'fore your standup convene Whole company runnin' off a laptop and me First mover (whoa), class of one, you'll see Solo on the cap, ain't no in-between Ship before the meeting, ship through the caffeine Bootstrap better than the boardroom routine First mover, first mover, MiDika dream [Verse 2 | Male Vocal | fast rap | rapid-fire delivery | tongue-twister flow] VC slid in my DMs talkin' "wrapper or moat?" I said "bro, I'm the wrapper, the moat, and the boat" He said "AI is hype" — sent me a deck about goats Said "we're investing in goats now, here's our thesis to quote" Term sheet, term sheet, vesting cliff, dilution Pro-rata, post-money, participating preferred confusion Founder-friendly, board-friendly, friendly 'til you're losin' Friendly 'til the down round, then they're ghostin' the union Sand Hill, Sand Hill, sandbaggin' the valuation Pattern-matchin' Stanford dropouts like it's pattern-recognition "What's your TAM? What's your CAC? What's your burn? What's your churn?" Bro, my TAM is the planet and my burn is what I earn Four Claude Max accounts, that's my whole HR One for the code, one for the copy, one drivin' the car One for the cold emails closin' deals in the dark That's a five-person startup runnin' out of one Mac Andreessen, Sequoia, YC, Tiger, Lightspeed Pitchin' 'em a product they've been pitchin' me back in my feed "Pivot to enterprise" — already did, last Tuesday "Hire a head of growth" — I'm the head of every Tuesday "Have you thought about an agent?" — bro, my whole stack's an agent "Have you raised?" — yeah, raised the bar, no equity vacant "How do you scale?" — I clone the prompt, I cache the call "How do you sell?" — I ship the link, the link does it all Spreadsheet stackin', metric in the green seat Claude in my corner, terminal at my feet No standup, no slide deck, no need to repeat First mover, first mover, no retreat [Bridge | Male Vocal | stripped back | half-time feel | reflective] They said you need a team, they said you need a check They said you need a network, said you need a tech-bro flex Said "what's your edge?" — I said "I am" — and they laughed Now they're DM'ing my Calendly with offers and graphs *piano hits soft* *finger snap* [Final Hook | Male Vocal | maximum energy | ALL CAPS delivery] FIVE TABS OPEN AND THE DIFF'S STILL CLEAN! TWELVE COMMITS PUSHED 'FORE YOUR STANDUP CONVENE! WHOLE COMPANY RUNNIN' OFF A LAPTOP AND ME! FIRST MOVER (WHOA), CLASS OF ONE, YOU'LL SEE! SOLO ON THE CAP, AIN'T NO IN-BETWEEN! SHIP BEFORE THE MEETING, SHIP THROUGH THE CAFFEINE! BOOTSTRAP BETTER THAN THE BOARDROOM ROUTINE! FIRST MOVER, FIRST MOVER, MIDIKA DREAM! [Outro | Male Vocal | beat out | finger snaps | piano loop] First mover (yeah) First mover (whoa) One man, one repo *piano fades* [End]
