It’s over so fast They’re crawling on the floor Couple weeks pass Suddenly they’re opening doors Used to rocking them to sleep With a lullaby tune Now you’re lucky if you hear a peep Of teen before noon Once they finish high school Then they chillin real cool Sipping margaritas Out by Rita’s dads pool. Working on my tan - They notice I’m a man Wearing nothing underneath - Naturism’s my jam. “Really like your penis” Sounding like she means it Said she had a voucher and Asked if I would redeem it. Welcome to Walmart! You ladies like art? Studio down the road And my keys in the cart. Yeah the golf one - keen? British Racing Green Accelerator range Tops out at 19 Like me. Twenty’s plenty - But not for Richi 2 too many - Prefer the high teens No time for old queens I’m seeking princesses Blessing their nose - Respecting their yes-es Does she wear glasses? Playing who’s guessing Yeasty inside Mothers Pride in my bread bin Moldy, stale, stuck on an oldie Sailing Away - Styx. Set an open course for a certain sea Give ‘em their first one free Captains table on the HMS Virginity Dinner’s on me, and I got lotion if you’re feeling it neat, or if you’re feeling emotional I can sing you to sleep, is it cool if I just finish though? I’m 80% complete And you could get me to 90 if you licked the toilet seat [scratch] NOPE - That’s online stories - no one does that their first time and if they do then you should give them a number for a helpline! It’s cool to think it’s cool To be held down in your own drool, But that’s university level and girl you just finished school. Don’t emulate the pros, grow at your own speed, don’t give your heart to someone when all you get back is seed. Getting it down with them musically - four on the floor. A thrusting attack on a flange boom pump spreading sizzle when I pluck with the girth rimshot, dry slap til it wet riff a lick on the ring mod I’m clapped like a clipper and I’m stroking the bod. Not bad but not my area, always happier in a nerdy bent Her opening narrow like the Death Star trench Red 5 standing by, always warming the bench Her wookie wanted Red 9 but it’s way too tense Hiding the viewfinder now I’m using the force Old man in my ear, keeping me on the course One in a million, that’s a great shot kid Then blast off into hyperspace, license plate hid. 19 years later hanging on the same strip Sexy girl ran her hand along the side of my whip I didn’t even hesitate I was trying to drill her But noted something in her eye, I said “Hey, You look familiar” She said “I’m your daughter you perv, I’m here to kill ya” Went for the weapon, cocked it back and then she filled the Top of my chest, six of the best, bullets of silver. So now I haunt this planet an irreverent revenant Howling like a banshee about the sexual precedents Cowing the very men and women they supposed to protect 20 25 reasons they are completing the project It’s 50% now, soon it’ll be hunnid Then all the sexy people and minorities run cos in the hunt, they be coming after you first, confronting you in the mud, drown the internet in censors like a biblical flood and they’ll never be done, their power lust could eat up the sun.
