[Verse 1] I have received the instructions The Department is closed There is absolutely no requirement Whatsoever To behave sensibly I have checked the paperwork I have stamped the form I have put my shoes on backwards And declared a weather storm [Pre-Chorus] The office has gone missing The filing cabinet too Someone pressed the magic button Now everything is blue [Chorus] The Department is closed The Department is closed There is absolutely no requirement To behave sensibly The Department is closed The Department is closed Bum bum dooby doo Bee doo bee doo daa [Verse 2] I have filed a feeling In a drawer of glue I have signed my own reflection And sent it back to you There is absolutely no requirement There is absolutely no requirement There is absolutely no requirement whatsoever To behave sensibly [Pre-Chorus] The office has gone missing The filing cabinet too Someone pressed the magic button Now the photocopier's blue [Chorus] The Department is closed The Department is closed There is absolutely no requirement To behave sensibly The Department is closed The Department is closed Bum bum dooby doo Bee doo bee doo daa [Bridge] I have received the instructions They were brief and cold One line said "carry on" And the rest was old [Final Chorus] THE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED THE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED There is absolutely no requirement Whatsoever To behave sensibly THE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED THE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED Bum bum dooby doo Bee doo bee doo daa
