[start sweetly, more acoustic] You could try double harmonic minor for the melody — D-E-F-G#-A-Bb-C# — it adds a spookiness and sneakiness. [with more drive] Incorporate the B Harmonic minor scale. Same as the regular minor scale except the 7th isn't flatted, very spooky sound [with gusto!!] A7 on the last chord instead of A major [breath] [offbeat] Play it on a harpsichord [getting more unhinged] The sustained chords at toward the end of each phrase needs the same oompa oompa chug as the middle of that makes sense at all? el oh el [drum fill] [build up] [louder vocals, with impact!] [half spoken, drop out the beat for impact] Hey! Try cutting two eye holes into a sheet and putting it over your head while playing the riff. [gang vocals] Hope! this! helps! [with fervor] Just scream BOO really loud at the end [sweetly] Be dead while playing it? [spoken through old timey microphone, static noise] LADIES AND GENTLEMAN GATHER ROUND GATHER ROUND [passionate] BOO!!! [laughing]