[Intro: Fast distorted guitar riff, heavy drums] [Verse 1] I signed up to save some money, that’s what they said Monthly fee just to feel ahead Paying extra only to pay a bit less Big brain move, I guess, I guess [Short Heavy Guitar Riff] [Verse 2] Let me open my app While I wipe my ass It says “You saved some cash!” I scream "Hell yes! HELL YES!!!" [Pre-Chorus: Building tension, palm-muted guitar] Numbers dancing on my screen Feels so smart, feels so clean If I spend more, I earn it back What a life's hack! [Chorus: Aggressive, Gang Vocals, Anthemic] I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! (WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!) I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?! [Fast guitar solo] [Verse 3] Cashback rewards my pain Look at me, I’m getting discount gain This shit feels so good Soon I’ll get points to fly to the moon [Verse 4] Premium plan, I’m in elite tier Certified sucker of the year I got a PhD in the “saving art” Even failing in the math part [Pre-Chorus] Graphs and badges praise my brain “Congratulations!” — dopamine rain If I unsub now, I lose my discount Guess I’ll pay — yeah, any amount [Final Chorus: Maximum Energy] I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! (WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!) I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! I PAY TO GET A DISCOUNT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?! [Final Chorus / Breakdown] I PAY! TO GET! A DISCOUNT! I PAY! TO GET! A DISCOUNT! [pause] What the fuck...
