❗ This track is for entertainment and non-commercial use only. All referenced characters belong to their respective copyright holders. [Verse 1] Yo, I’m rollin' with Gandalf, staff in his hand off, Shrooms in the brew, now the wizard’s got a standoff. David Letterman’s laughin’, mic in his hand clappin’, Seth Rogen puffin’ clouds while the room’s collapsin’. Captain America’s shield’s a pizza pan now, Rocket and Groot stole my stash, holy cow! Ace Ventura slidin’ in like "Alrighty then!" Did a line off his sleeve and he's gone again. [Verse 2] Ghostbusters pulled up, proton beams glowin’, Egon sniffed a line, said, "Man, I'm flowin'!" The Pope’s sippin’ holy wine laced with THC, Jesus turned water into vodka for the VIP. Buddha’s on a beanbag, floatin’ in the zone, "Life is suffering," but he's chillin' on the throne. Power Rangers morphin’ on some cosmic LSD, Zordon’s a plasma ball vibin' with me. [Verse 3] Randy Marsh in the cut with a glass of Maker's, High as space with two glowstick lightsabers. Jimmy Fallon’s gigglin’, face all red, Chris Farley moonwalkin’ on a waterbed. John Candy’s snackin’ on a cosmic brownie, Yoda pops a tab, whispers, "Trip good, cloudy." Aquaman’s ridin’ dolphins in my bathtub, Elon’s in the corner, buildin’ a robot club. [Verse 4] Bill Gates microdosed and hacked the mainframe, "Windows 420!" Yeah, that’s the new name. Snoop Dogg teleported in from cloud nine, Handed me a blunt the size of a pipeline. We shotgunned beers with Mario and Luigi, Even Bowser showed up rockin' shades, lookin' PG. Shaggy and Scooby rollin' doobs by the dozen, While Walter White’s mixin’ crystal cousin. [Verse 5] Deadpool crashed through the wall, broke the vibe, But then passed a gummy, said, "Enjoy the ride!" Rick and Morty portal in, clutchin' green vials, Doc Brown’s in the DeLorean, smilin' wild. Jack Sparrow staggers in with a bottle of rum, Slaps Gandalf’s hat and calls him a bum. Thanos snapped, but instead of dust, we’re confetti, Batman showed up and said, "This party ain’t ready!" [Verse 6] Beetlejuice moonwalkin’, spillin' margaritas, Michael Scott screamin’, "I declare CHEETOS!" Oprah’s handin’ out bongs under bright lights, "YOU GET A PIPE! AND YOU GET A PIPE!" Godzilla in the kitchen, whippin’ edibles up, While Chewbacca’s in the corner, double-fistin' cups. Neo popped a red pill and said, "This ain't the Matrix!" I’m outta my mind, bro, someone call the basics! [Outro Verse] Yeah, the room’s spinnin’, gravity’s gone missin’, R2-D2 beepin’ while we all trippin’. Mr. Rogers showed up, sweater full of kush, Sat us down gently, said, "Just breathe and hush." This party’s insane, the cosmos went boom, Somebody call Space Force, clear the room! But before we dip out, one more for the night: Captain Kirk warp speed into the neon light! ❗ This track is for entertainment and non-commercial use only. All referenced characters belong to their respective copyright holders.
