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Click. Click. Click. Click. Zzzzt! (Robotic Voice: Initiating...) (Sultry Voice: Oh, you're gonna love this version.) Doom-chick! Doom-chick! Doom-chick! Ha-ha! Let's go! ​ Delete. The drama. (Unh!) Delete. The trauma. (Unh!) Delete. The ones who only want a melodrama. (Out!) Clear. The cache. Clear. The trash. Clear. The path so I can stack up all the cash! (Cha-ching!) I’m a new build. (Build!) I’m a new thrill. (Thrill!) I’m the high-speed link that you could never fill! You’re a dead end. (Dead!) I’m a new trend. (New!) I’m the type of logic you can’t comprehend! ​ Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Doom-doom-doom-doom-doom! I’m loading. (Yeah!) I’m glowing. (Yeah!) I’m already overflowing! Rat-ta-ta-ta! INSTALL COMPLETE! ​ It’s a Soft-ware Up-date, baby, I’m new! I’ve got a brand new view, and it doesn't include you! (Ad-lib: Who are you?) I’m running smooth, I’m running fast I’m the version built to last! Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, I’m the version built to last! ​ No more buffering, I’m on a new wave I’m the master file that you couldn’t save. (Too late!) You’re a 404, you’re an empty page I’m the main attraction on the global stage. I don't lag. I don't stall. I’m the one that’s standing tall. While you’re crashing in the hall! Heh! (Ad-lib: System failure!) ​ Doom-doom-doom-doom-doom! (Whisper/Chant) Refresh. (Refresh.) Restart. (Restart.) New soul. (New soul.) New heart. (New heart.) I’m... up... gra... ded... I’m... up... gra... ded... REBOOT! ​ It’s a Soft-ware Up-date, baby, I’m new! I’ve got a brand new view, and it doesn't include you! I’m running smooth, I’m running fast I’m the version built to last! ​ Click. Click. Click. Click. Doom-chick! Doom-chick! (Laughter: Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!) Installation 100% successful. You can try to refresh the page... But I’m already gone, babe. Beep... Beep... (Whisper: Optimized.) (Whisper: Refined.) (Whisper: Redefined.) Zzzzt! I'm flawless now. Ha! Sssssss-shoo! (Digital slide out)