==========🐟📺🍬========== Made for #PishTV. Check the link for more details how you (yes, YOU) can get very own insane show on the pishy air: https://suno.com/playlist/5b32ebc7-1e5c-4ba9-848c-ada82e9c2718 ==========🐟📺🍬========== Eat up! ------------🍔🐟🚮------------ Hey So... Come to McPish’s Fishy Burgers ......Or whatever.... Look, they’re making me read this script before I can go on break, ok? so I’m just gonna get through it. Are you hungry? ...I guess you are if you’re listening to this. We have food here. It’s called the McPish Fishy Burger. It’s... a fish burger. Well, it’s a patty made of some kind of...i donno, white fish? Probably cod? Or pollock? Honestly, it all looks the same when it’s this processed. We fry it. We put it on a bun. Sometimes there’s tartar sauce on it. If I’m working the line, it’s probably a little smeared on the side of the box, so just... watch out for that I guess. Sorry. Right now, we have a promotion going on. ....I think. You get a McPish Fishy Burger, some lukewarm fries, and a drink. It’s like $8.99. Plus tax. Not bad if you want to spend tomorrow on the toilet. Oh...and please don’t ask for a milkshake. The machine has been making a weird grinding noise since Tuesday and I really don’t want to look at it. What... really? Come on man, this ain't even worth minimum wage ...fine, fine, I'm doing it... Come On Down. Or Don't. Come On Down. Or Don't. Come On Down. Or Don't. We close at ten. If you come in at 9:58, I’m going to stare at you through the glass while I sweep. Just go to the drive-thru. Actually, the headset hurts my ears, so maybe just go home. McPish’s Fishy Burgers. It is food, and it costs money. Can I please go on my break now?...
