[Verse] I made a spreadsheet friend of objects on my desk Reclassified my stapler felt existential stress The coffee mug's a vessel the coaster is a disk Such daring revelations I'm practically a risk [Chorus] There's a brave new world in my bedroom Full of contraband and curios Goin' down in my home office And no one knows No one knows [Verse] I'm on the couch with whisky and the cat's just brought a mouse I'm hearin' things from upstairs There is no one else in this house My sneakers need replacing I hate lookin' for shoes And now here's tonight's breaking news [Chorus] There's a brave new world in my bedroom Full of contraband and curios Goin' down in my home office And no one knows No one knows [Bridge] No one knows No one knows No one knows No one knows [Verse] The strings have broke again The tailpiece is bent It's not as bad as last time when I snapped the neck I was feelin' fit I wanted to rest But when I took my trousers off I noticed I was still dressed [Chorus] There's a brave new world in my bedroom Full of contraband and curios Goin' down in my home office And no one knows No one knows
