
Church Cake, concept by modus vivendi
[Intro — Spoken] Hey! Who brought the sweetness? Turn that bass up— Church cake! [Verse 1] She walked in smiling, gold hoops swinging, Bass hit hard, now the whole room singing. Caught my eye with a hand on her waist, Little slow turn made my heartbeat race. Said, “You gonna dance or just hold that wall?” I said, “Girl, these feet don’t dance at all.” She took my hand, said, “Follow my lead,” Now I’m out here stepping on the wrong damn beat. She laughed so hard, nearly spilled her drink, Then she rolled those hips, I forgot how to think. Sweet little smile, knows the trouble she makes, Everybody make room for the church cake! [Chorus] I can see that ass move all the way church cake church cake I must admit I love the way the batter shakes church cake church cake Put you in the common set your head with God when I pray church cake church cake About the lovely figure I seen today church cake church cake La la la la la la la La la la la la la la [Verse 2] She said, “Watch this,” then she dropped down low, Came back up with a slow body roll. I tried that move, heard my left knee crack, She said, “Easy, baby, better bring that back!” Her friends started laughing, I took my bow, Said, “That’s enough tricks from me for now.” She pulled me closer when the melody changed, Now we moving together, finally found my lane. Left foot slide with a right shoulder lean, Got a little more smooth, little less Mr. Bean. She said, “There you go!” with a wink my way, Now I’m front-row dancing for the church cake! [Chorus] I can see that ass move all the way church cake church cake I must admit I love the way the batter shakes church cake church cake Put you in the common set your head with God when I pray church cake church cake About the lovely figure I seen today church cake church cake La la la la la la la La la la la la la la [Bridge — Sung] Left, right, give it that shake, Little more sugar than my heart can take. Clap twice, turn, let the bassline play, She got everybody singing her way. La la la, let me hear you say— Church cake, church cake! [Verse 3] Jacket on a chair, her heels in her hand, We been dancing so long we forgot our plans. Phone keeps buzzing, let it ring tonight, She’s got both my hands underneath those lights. DJ cuts the drums, crowd carries the tune, She blows me a kiss from across the room. I slide on over, she spins right back, We hit that pose when the snare goes clap. Lights come up, everybody says, “No!” She asks for another before we can go. Says, “Same time Friday?” I say, “It’s a date!” Got a whole week dreaming of that church cake. [Chorus] I can see that ass move all the way church cake church cake I must admit I love the way the batter shakes church cake church cake Put you in the common set your head with God when I pray church cake church cake About the lovely figure I seen today church cake church cake La la la la la la la La la la la la la la [Outro — Spoken / Sung] Church cake, church cake… Still doing that dance as we leave this place. La la la la la la la… Save me a dance next Friday!

