[Breaking News Report Music] [News Reporter Spoken] We interrupt this program for a breaking news update. It appears random reality radio has glitched and its causing mayhem in the streets [Interviewee 1: Slowly spoken] I was just walking down main street and uhh... I heard this music. I.. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from and now I can't stop dancing... I CAN't STOP DANCING! [Police Sirens] [Interviewee 2: Slowly spoken] I... I... don't know what happen... One minute I was okay... then... then... [Police Sirens] [Interviewee 3: Slowly spoken] COVER YOUR EARS PEOPLE! [Police Sirens] [News Reporter Spoken] We've just received another report and it appears the glitch is spreading... fast [Interviewee: Spoken] MY FEET ARE MOVING BY THEMSELVES! [Police Sirens] [News Reporter Spoken] All Hope Is Lost! I CAN't STOP DANCING! I CAN't STOP DANCING! [News Reporter Spoken] We've just received another report and it appears the glitch is spreading... fast [Interviewee 2: Slowly spoken] One minute I was... I was just eating lunch.. then... then... I COULDNT STOP DANCING [Interviewee: Spoken] I CAN't STOP DANCING! DANCING! DANCING! DANCING! [Music Fades] [Outro] [News Reporter Spoken] Now over to Jean for the weather... Looks like it's gonna' be a hot one Saturday
