RADIO APOCALYPSE **HERE COMES THE HERO!** *[tiny trumpet fanfare]* Da-da-DAAA! Da-da-DAAA! When the roof caves in, When the wheels fall off, When the whole darn world Has developed a cough— **LOOK UP HIGH! CLEAR THE WAY! SOMEBODY SMALL IS SAVING THE DAY!** Here comes the little hero! Zipping through the blue! Nobody called for backup— But here comes backup anyway! **WHOOSH!** Big trouble! Small cape! Terrible odds! Great escape! Here comes the little hero— Never early, never late! Just wait until disaster Gets sufficiently GREAT! *[ridiculously heroic brass]* **HERE I COME! HERE I COME! HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!** …approximately. *[tiny cymbal]* **ting!**
