It was a normal day we went to work Then something happened The boss call us both in And he says Both of you will be fired We asked what have we done And he said go now you don't work here we said OK at the same time We are scared as hell we pack up and go home Then I received something by e-mail Another company ask us if we want to start working for them Strange is we got that question the same day & exactly at the same time as my friend My friend and I started at the same job at the Company You may be wondering what they are called, they are called FICSIT We went there the next day They told us to sign some stuff Then we signed so many papers and our hands got so tired Those bastards don't know what some things mean Then they said Follow us Then we entered a room with lots of chairs They said pick a chair and sit down Then the whole room starts to shake & we feel it moving Then we look out the window & we see we are leaving the planet We ask what the hell is this The only thing they say Go back and sit down You will find out more later We've been sitting here waiting for as long as you cannot imagine Then we arrive at a Space Station But it's over another planet Then they say come we will show a little things Then they start to show The tools that can build large Factories You just press the button Then there is a Factory there all of a sudden And we thought What the fuck is that We didn't have time to ask any questions before they said Come on Now we're moving on They say and you go and sit on that side And I see a door in front of me and then that door closes in my face And I hear things happening and then we fall down to the planet Then a TV falls down in front of me And it starts talking about things I'll tell you a little about what it said from what I remember Attention pioneer. i am ADA, your personal instance of Artificial Directory and Assistant The last thing it said And that is why the world is counting on pioneers like you FICSIT: Short-term solutions to long-term problems Then I land Over there my friend landed Then we start working then I said to my friend I guess We have worked 12 hours now We are getting hungry & we found some berries Then the ADA started talking Potential edibie collected. if consumed before authorized as compatible With the human digestive system by FICSIT, the consumer is responsible for any and all consequences And then we saw that there is life on this planet And then it starts running towards us Me and my friend run through the green purple forests for our life Now we have been here for a week They watch us when we are sleeping and on the toilet through the cameras They keep an eye on us all the time I'm alone now because my friend died yesterday I don't know how much longer I will survive on this planet If you get an e-mail from FICSIT, don't take it If you don't want the same life as me See you at work Goodbye
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