[Intro cellos and sleigh bells, NO voice] [Blues guitar, harmonica, upright bass, sleigh bells, snare with brush, detuned piano] "Come out to the coast" "We'll get together" "Have a few laughs" Still feelin' kinda nervous Ya, I'm not so great a flyer If I said I felt like a party That would make me liar Came across the country To an office party so jolly Trying to win back my kids And my wife named Holly [Just sleigh bells] Yippee Yippee Ki-yay Yippee Yippee Ki-yay mother fu- [Blues guitar, harmonica, upright bass, sleigh bells, snare with brush, detuned piano] Wrong place wrong time That's the story of my life Came here to save marriage And now gotta save my wife Terrorists have taken over And I'm not having any fun But I am the kind that die hard Ho ho ho and now I have a gun [Piano and sleigh bells] Yippee Yippee Ki-yay Yippee Yippee Ki-yay mother fu- I have been half blown up Feet are all cut with glass But now I am hunting Hans This cowboy gonna kick his ass I am not completely solo Al on the radio is my Tonto I am decking the halls with holes Shooting terrorist under mistletoe Hey, Hans Merry Christmas, Mother fuc- [Loud record scratch] Yippee Yippee Ki-yay Yippee Yippee Ki-yay mother f[bleep] "Merry Christmas from Nakatomi Plaza"
