[INTRO — DJ CHAMPIGNON, SPOKEN, VERY SERIOUS] Ladies and gentlemen… Entities, aliens, and suspicious mushrooms… Tonight, I introduce… The one… The only… WAAAAABOOOOO WAABOOOOO! XC… please remain calm. [ALIEN SIREN] WAA—BOO! CLICK! CLACK! CLOCK! [XC — SPOKEN] Champignon… Why is the floor breathing? [DJ CHAMPIGNON] Because I forgot to install the floor! [VERSE 1 — BOUNCY CLUB HOUSE] XC walked in with a cosmic plan, Blue energy, the ultimate man, DJ Champignon said, “Everything's cool!” Then Waaboo jumped inside the mixing console! Waaboo went left, Waaboo went right, Turned the moon into a disco light, XC said, “What have you done?” Waaboo replied, “I JUST BEGUN!” [PRE-DROP — BUILDING TENSION] Waaboo! Waaboo! Who unplugged the sky? Waaboo! Waaboo! Why is Saturn flying by? Champignon on the microphone, “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY BASS ALONE!” [DROP 1 — UNEXPECTED CLUB HOUSE] WAABOO WAABOO! CLICK-CLACK, BOOM-BOOM! XC'S GOT MUSHROOMS GROWING IN HIS ROOM! WAABOO WAABOO! BASS GOES WRONG! DJ CHAMPIGNON JUST LOST HIS SONG! TRALALA—WAIT! LALÈRE—TOO LATE! [VERSE 2 — THE CATASTROPHE] XC opened up a portal wide, Waaboo put a rubber duck inside, Three dimensions started doing the twist, Even gravity said, “I QUIT THIS!” Champignon screamed, “That's my special track!” Waaboo played it upside down and back, XC's blue lightning turned bubblegum pink, And the universe started to blink! [BREAKDOWN — DEAD SILENCE] [XC — WHISPERING] Waaboo… Are you dangerous? [WAABOO — DISTORTED VOICE] Waaboo. [DJ CHAMPIGNON — WHISPERING] Oh no. He only knows one word. [ONE TINY BEEP] [FINAL DROP — THE FLOOR EXPLODES INTO DANCE] WAABOO WAABOO! THE BASS IS ILLEGAL! XC'S GOING COSMIC! THE MUSHROOM'S UNSTABLE! CLICK CLACK CLOCK! MAKE THE GALAXY ROCK! WAABOO'S ON THE BUTTON! NOBODY CAN STOP! LEFT! RIGHT! WRONG! ALRIGHT! CHAMPIGNON'S MUSHROOM IS CONTROLLING THE NIGHT! WAABOO WAABOO! TRALALA LALÈRE! XC NEEDS A BREAK IN ANOTHER ATMOSPHERE! [OUTRO — DJ CHAMPIGNON, EXHAUSTED] Thank you for coming. XC is fine. The galaxy is… mostly fine. Waaboo? … WAABOO! [FINAL SOUND] CLICK. CLACK. The entire club disappears.
