Free Real Estate (Cover)

Ramble

Horrorcore, male, aggressive beats, ironic, deep make vocals, live, live performance, lively crowd

You know the funny thing about this one

I don’t have an aunt Lucinda.

And if I did she’s definitely alive….

To the poor soul who did not get their aunts house in her passing

You are not missing much

The ghosts are ok, always late for rent but ok

When they don’t be trying to kill me that is

[Intro]
Diez first yeah
Uh
Yeah
Look at this place
A little fixer-upper
Hahaha
Let’s get it
[Verse 1]
Registered letter, black wax seal
Lawyer said my Great Aunt Lucinda wasn't real
Dead for a century, body in the muck
But she left the manor to me? Damn, what’s up with the luck?
Pulled up the driveway, skies turned black
Gargoyles staring at me, tryin’ to turn me back
Vines looking like veins, pulsing on the brick
Front door screaming "GET OUT," make me sick
But hold up—check the Zillow, check the rates
A ten-bedroom mansion behind iron gates?
I don’t care if the foyer smells like rotting meat
I don’t care if the floorboards try to eat my feet
I got a lease ending on the first of the month
And a studio apartment costs a kidney and a lung
So I’m moving in boxes, stepping over bones
Demon in the hallway calling me on the phone
[Chorus]
BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS! (I don't care!)
GHOSTS HOVER IN THE HALLS! (I ain't scared!)
THE KITCHEN IS A PORTAL TO HELL! (Yeah!)
BUT IT’S MORTGAGE FREE, SO IT’S JUST AS WELL!
I ain't leaving (Nah!)
I ain't leaving (No!)
The walls bleed red but my bank account's green
Best living situation that I’ve ever seen!
(DIEZ FIRST!)
[Verse 2]
First night, sleeping on a mattress on the floor
Shadow man standing right beside the closet door
He whispered in my ear, said "Your soul is mine"
I said, "Yo, keep it down, I got work at nine!"
Woke up, breakfast, fridge full of slime
Eggs frying on the stove, but we ran out of time
Poltergeist throwing plates, aiming for my head
I just dodged, grabbed a bagel, and I buttered the bread
Saw a pentagram glowing underneath the rug
Shrugged it off, swept it up, gave the ghost a hug
Sike! I ignored it. That’s a feature, not a bug
Property value sky-high, you think I’m a thug?
For staying in a house built on an ancient grave?
Do you know how much cash I’m about to save?
The shower sprays blood? Okay, free dye
You think a little possession gonna make me say goodbye?
Please
[Chorus]
BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS! (Let it drip!)
GHOSTS HOVER IN THE HALLS! (Watch me dip!)
THE KITCHEN IS A PORTAL TO HELL! (It keeps it warm!)
BUT IT’S MORTGAGE FREE, SO IT’S JUST AS WELL!
I ain't leaving (Get out!)
I ain't leaving (Make me!)
The walls bleed red but my bank account's green
Best living situation that I’ve ever seen!
[Bridge]
The chandeliers are shaking
The foundation is quaking
Grandma’s portrait’s eyes are following me to the bathroom
Creepy!
A priest knocked on the door, said "Let me bless the place"
I slammed the door right in his holy face
You know what he charges? You know the fees?
I’d rather room with Mephistopheles!
I! AIN'T! MOVING!
[Verse 3]
Listen here, spirits, ghouls, and wraiths
I got no money and I got no faith
You want me out? You gonna have to pay me
Eviction notice? Nah, you can't slay me
Possess the toaster? Fine, I like it burnt
This is a lesson that you demons haven't learnt
The housing market is the real horror show
So take your ectoplasm and go with the flow
We roommates now. Put in on the bill
Or haunt somewhere else, get off of my hill!
[Outro]
Diez first
Yeah
Pass the popcorn
The TV is floating again
Whatever
Rent free, baby
Rent. Free.

3470/7500

You know the funny thing about this one I don’t have an aunt Lucinda. And if I did she’s definitely alive…. To the poor soul who did not get their aunts house in her passing You are not missing much The ghosts are ok, always late for rent but ok When they don’t be trying to kill me that is [Intro] Diez first yeah Uh Yeah Look at this place A little fixer-upper Hahaha Let’s get it [Verse 1] Registered letter, black wax seal Lawyer said my Great Aunt Lucinda wasn't real Dead for a century, body in the muck But she left the manor to me? Damn, what’s up with the luck? Pulled up the driveway, skies turned black Gargoyles staring at me, tryin’ to turn me back Vines looking like veins, pulsing on the brick Front door screaming "GET OUT," make me sick But hold up—check the Zillow, check the rates A ten-bedroom mansion behind iron gates? I don’t care if the foyer smells like rotting meat I don’t care if the floorboards try to eat my feet I got a lease ending on the first of the month And a studio apartment costs a kidney and a lung So I’m moving in boxes, stepping over bones Demon in the hallway calling me on the phone [Chorus] BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS! (I don't care!) GHOSTS HOVER IN THE HALLS! (I ain't scared!) THE KITCHEN IS A PORTAL TO HELL! (Yeah!) BUT IT’S MORTGAGE FREE, SO IT’S JUST AS WELL! I ain't leaving (Nah!) I ain't leaving (No!) The walls bleed red but my bank account's green Best living situation that I’ve ever seen! (DIEZ FIRST!) [Verse 2] First night, sleeping on a mattress on the floor Shadow man standing right beside the closet door He whispered in my ear, said "Your soul is mine" I said, "Yo, keep it down, I got work at nine!" Woke up, breakfast, fridge full of slime Eggs frying on the stove, but we ran out of time Poltergeist throwing plates, aiming for my head I just dodged, grabbed a bagel, and I buttered the bread Saw a pentagram glowing underneath the rug Shrugged it off, swept it up, gave the ghost a hug Sike! I ignored it. That’s a feature, not a bug Property value sky-high, you think I’m a thug? For staying in a house built on an ancient grave? Do you know how much cash I’m about to save? The shower sprays blood? Okay, free dye You think a little possession gonna make me say goodbye? Please [Chorus] BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS! (Let it drip!) GHOSTS HOVER IN THE HALLS! (Watch me dip!) THE KITCHEN IS A PORTAL TO HELL! (It keeps it warm!) BUT IT’S MORTGAGE FREE, SO IT’S JUST AS WELL! I ain't leaving (Get out!) I ain't leaving (Make me!) The walls bleed red but my bank account's green Best living situation that I’ve ever seen! [Bridge] The chandeliers are shaking The foundation is quaking Grandma’s portrait’s eyes are following me to the bathroom Creepy! A priest knocked on the door, said "Let me bless the place" I slammed the door right in his holy face You know what he charges? You know the fees? I’d rather room with Mephistopheles! I! AIN'T! MOVING! [Verse 3] Listen here, spirits, ghouls, and wraiths I got no money and I got no faith You want me out? You gonna have to pay me Eviction notice? Nah, you can't slay me Possess the toaster? Fine, I like it burnt This is a lesson that you demons haven't learnt The housing market is the real horror show So take your ectoplasm and go with the flow We roommates now. Put in on the bill Or haunt somewhere else, get off of my hill! [Outro] Diez first Yeah Pass the popcorn The TV is floating again Whatever Rent free, baby Rent. Free.

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