Verse 1: Zed walks in like he owns the place, Throwin’ out “Konnichiwa!” with no clue, no grace. "Arigato, Mr. Roboto," he shouts with pride, While Langdon’s facepalm can’t be denied. He’s got no handle on cash, it’s flyin’ out fast, Bet a fortune on red, but it just won’t last. In Japan-town, he's playin' the fool, Turns out Zed's got no clue about the rules. Chorus: Oh Zed, what a mess you’ve made, Talkin' trash, diggin' your own grave. “All Asians look the same,” you said, Now you're the joke, with your wallet dead. Verse 2: Langdon’s slick, knows just what to do, Master gambler, keeps his cool. Wade’s hackin’, chillin’ in the back, While Warren’s flirtin’—yeah, he's got the knack. But Zed? Man, he’s got no chance, Throws down cash, thinks he’s in a trance. Got beat by grannies, wiped out by kids, Zed's losin' fast, but still talkin' big. Chorus: Oh Zed, what a mess you’ve made, Talkin' trash, diggin' your own grave. “All Asians look the same,” you said, Now you're the joke, with your wallet dead. Bridge: Security girl’s got Warren in a spin, She’s rollin’ her eyes while Zed’s tryin’ to win. But what’s he do? Makes another dumb call, Speaks broken Japanese, makin' no sense at all. “Arigato!” he yells when he loses again, Thinks he's slick, but he's just playin' pretend. Langdon’s laughin’, Wade’s in disbelief, Zed’s the worst player in the whole damn street. Chorus: Oh Zed, what a mess you’ve made, Talkin' trash, diggin' your own grave. “All Asians look the same,” you said, Now you're the joke, with your wallet dead. Verse 3: Wade’s watchin’ as Zed blows it all, “Maybe next time, you shouldn’t call.” But Zed’s too deep, can’t see the end, Spends his last coin, just to lose again. Warren’s smilin’, security girl’s amused, Zed’s still throwin’ lines, and everyone’s confused. He’s broke, he’s busted, can’t find his way, But damn if Zed didn’t ruin the day. Chorus: Oh Zed, what a mess you’ve made, Talkin' trash, diggin' your own grave. “All Asians look the same,” you said, Now you're the joke, with your wallet dead. Outro: So here’s to Zed, the impulsive king, Lost it all in one wild fling. Japan-town’s never seen such a clown, Next time, Zed, maybe stay outta town!
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