Welcome, witches, wizards, and data enthusiasts! The castle doors are opening, The dashboards are awoken! The CCC TUG is here to show, What only Tableau wizards know! There's magic hiding in the numbers, Secrets waiting to be found, From every college in the system, Data's swirling all around! Accio insights! let them flow! There's magic in the things we know! From every campus, near and far, Let's find out where the answers are! Cast a spell, reveal the view, See what all our data can do! From Hogwarts halls to the CO, There's so much more for us to know! Chris and Christian lead the way, To show what the Chancellor's dashboards say! Behind the Ministry's grandest doors, We'll see what's never seen before! LUMOS! Let the vizzes glow! A spotlight shines on our CO! Expanded ethnicity we celebrate, With SB 29 and 38. Cast a spell, reveal the view, See what all our data can do! From Hogwarts halls to the CO, There's so much more for us to know! Back at Hogwarts, trouble's brewing, What's that MIS data doing? Lisa casts a spell, REVELIO! Watch those hidden errors show! A Marauder's Map to lead the way, To keep those data woes at bay! "I solemnly swear I am up to good data!" Mischief managed now, not later! Cast a spell, reveal the view, See what all our data can do! From Hogwarts halls to the CO, There's so much more for us to know! For exceptional skill in uncovering hidden truths, mastering the magic of data, and keeping mischief at bay... TEN POINTS TO THE CCC TUG!


