Ooh, Shiny! (The Ballad of Goldfish) DnD Song Event

Character Name: Goldfish (Real name: Felicity Cloverfield, but she forgot it) Class / Archetype: Pathologically Lucky, Absent-Minded Rogue / Thief Musical Vibe: Whimsical Gypsy Jazz mixed with Upbeat Celtic Folk. Think fast, cheeky acoustic guitars, a bouncing bassline, and a playful violin that sounds like a shrug. Short Description: Goldfish didn’t mean to become a thief; she just has a three-second attention span and forgets who owns what. Blessed with a halo of bouncy golden curls, wide sky-blue eyes, and a terrifying amount of cosmic luck, she can blindly stroll through a hallway of deadly traps to chase a pretty moth and emerge completely unscathed on the other side—with the dungeon's treasure accidentally stuck to her sleeve. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The rain is lashing at the tavern door Muddy boots are pacing on the floor A heavy map, a letter sealed in wax The heroes plan their dangerous attacks But I’m just shaking rain from golden curls And blinking wide blue eyes at guys and girls I'm daydreaming of breakfast, lost in thought Forgetting every single rule I'm taught Hey, what’s this shiny silver in my sleeve? I don’t recall... oh well, I must believe! Ooh, shiny! Where’d that come from? A gold doubloon beneath my thumb! With golden curls and wide blue eyes I dodge my fate and skip the sighs! They call me Goldfish, step aside The luckiest thief on a blind-luck ride! The warrior growls about a beast to slay I watch a spider crawl the other way I lean too far, I tumble off my chair An assassin's dagger misses by a hair! It pins my cloak, I spin around and blink "Hey mister, did you drop this pouch, you think?" The local paladin just shakes his head While I am snacking on a crust of bread The party sighs, the tavern regulars grin That’s just how Goldfish lets the adventure in! A storm outside, a rowdy crowd within The tavern gears are starting to spin! They’re talking quests and glory, gold and fame I’m pretty sure I just forgot my name But cosmic fortune smiles upon the blind Leaving a trail of missing goods behind! Ooh, shiny! Where’d that come from? A gold doubloon beneath my thumb! With golden curls and wide blue eyes I dodge my fate and skip the sighs! They call me Goldfish, step aside The luckiest thief on a blind-luck ride! Wait, what were we doing again? A map? A monster? Oh, look! A shiny spoon!