"Going on a Bender"

(Verse) I rode myself on into town Took a good ole look All around wished it wasn't Sunday night but Rolled the windows Down and heard a band alright Not a single soul Was walking on the Street Kept crusin' down Finally I did see lighting up the sky In neon green and Blue Was a Honkey-Tonk Lord thank you (Pre-Chorus) The band was on a roll I walked straight to the bar my thirst it need quenching yea I'd come so far (Chorus) I said pour me a round I'll drink them on down I'm going on a bender bartender! Shaken stirred or not How bout a little shot I'm going on a bender bartender! (Verse) I drank 'em with a little polish with a little flair winced a little when I swallowed noticed everybody stared The band stopped Playin' The dancing sure slowed like they'd never seen a girl throw tequila down her throat I yelled Cheers and they all yelled it back so I bought 'em all a beer I was famous after that (Chorus) I said Pour us a round We'll drink them on down Were going on a Bender bartender! Shaken stirred or not How bout a little shot We're going on a Bender bartender! Woah woah woah {ahhhh ahhhhhh} Pour us a round We'll drink em on Down we're going On a bender Bartender! Shaken stirred or Not How bout a little Shot We're going on a Bender Bartender! (Bridge) Then heard the bartender ring that bell and heard him say what we know so well last call all yall last chance for beer you ain't gotta go home but you can't stay here goodbyes are always Hard to say But before I went I had to pay then shouted out for all to hear "This whole honky-tonk needs one more beer!" (Chorus) I said pour me a round I'll drink it on down I'm going on a bender bartender! Shaken stirred or not How bout a little shot I'm going on a bender bartender! Woah woah woah {ahhhh ahhhh} (Chorus) Pour us a round We'll drink em on down Were going on a bender bartender! Shaken stirred or not How bout a little shot Were going on a benderrrrrrr Bartender! [outro] last thing I heard about that little town is that they party on Sundays close Mondays on down if you ever find yourself in that honkey-tonk town you'll be famous for forever just buy them a round... going on a bender bartender going on a bender bartender going on a bender......... bartender!!