My Neighbors Are Cannibals

[Verse 1] Moved into a cozy little street, But the smell of barbecue’s got me beat. I asked them, “What’s cooking, what’s in the stew?” They winked and said, “Our last guest knew.” Now every time they invite me for tea, I’m checking the pot to see if it’s me. [Chorus] My neighbors are cannibals, and they’re so polite, Always inviting me over at night. But I bring my own snacks, just to stay safe, ‘Cause I like my arms where they are, in place. [Verse 2] They smile sweetly and sharpen their knives, Talking about spicing up their lives. They asked for my secret family recipe, But I’m thinking, “Nah, you won’t get a taste of me.” Now I’m watching them with my door locked tight, Who knew suburbia could bring such fright? [Chorus] My neighbors are cannibals, charming but weird, Offering ribs, and I’m suddenly feared. I just wave politely and hope for the best, But if they ring the bell, I won’t be their guest. [Chorus] My neighbors are cannibals, charming but weird, Offering ribs, and I’m suddenly feared. I just wave politely and hope for the best, But if they ring the bell, I won’t be their guest. [Outro] So if you move into a neighborhood sweet, And the potluck smells like human meat, Take my advice: Just nod and smile, And stay away from their kitchen aisle. Lyrics by megaSICK / Nero