No, You Can't Become a Murder Hobo! (Original Ver)

[Verse] Rolling the dice with a glint in your eye But buddy we play by the rules no lie Story and quests not just a bloodthirsty trip Put the sword down or I'll give you the slip [Chorus] No you can't become a murder hobo In this campaign it's a no-go Save your rage for the NPCs We got dragons castles and mysteries [Verse 2] We're here to role-play not to wreak a massacre You gotta think smart be clever not just faster Let your character grow not just chase a fight There's more to this world than the call of the night [Chorus] No you can't become a murder hobo In this campaign it's a no-go Save your rage for the NPCs We got dragons castles and mysteries [Bridge] Imagine if you owned a tavern or boat Not everything's solved by slicing a throat Quests and bonds that will make you stronger You’ll see this campaign will go much longer [Chorus] No you can't become a murder hobo In this campaign it's a no-go Save your rage for the NPCs We got dragons castles and mysteries