[Bright corporate jingle, cheerful female chorus] Wally Wally WoxenFree! BurgerCorp is Woxen-free! Happy burgers, happy me, Wally Wally WoxenFree! [Cheerful female spoken voice] “Because you deserve to know what’s in your food!” [Female chorus] Fresh and tasty, safe and clean, Finest patties you’ve ever seen! No Woxen meat — that’s guaranteed! BurgerCorp has what you need! [Cheerful female spoken voice] “Zero Woxen! That’s the BurgerCorp promise!” [Big smiling jingle finish] Wally Wally WoxenFree! Good for you and good for me! BUR-GER-CORP! [Extremely fast female legal disclaimer] “BurgerCorp products advertised as Woxen-free may contain up to twenty percent Woxen meat by total protein weight. Availability, species purity and Woxen content may vary by franchise.”
