
[Intro] (Cinematic synth swell, distorted guitar stab, bass drop impact, 145 BPM, groove) [Pre-Verse, Spoken Word] They've got breaking news for you. There were very fine people on both sides ... ... just ignore the cut. (wait, what cut?) [Verse 1: moody, half-time, dark and breathy] [Female Vocal] [Breathy] [Sultry] dressed in the finest flummery swallow it whole they serve the bunkum fresh and warm and it's already cold [Female Vocal] [Slow] [Breathy] [Operatic] the snollygosters line the stage their charming rehearsed smile moonshine sold by the mile ring the bell ring the bell ring the — [Noise, Drum Blast] [Chorus: wall of sound, half-time drop, anthemic] [Female Vocal] [Layered Vocals] buy the coffee water buy the Scottish plot buy the tunnel that will keep you safe online [Beat] ... from what we've got [Female Vocal] [Whisper] I've got a promo code for you (Bass drop sustain, guitar feedback, impact hit) [Verse 2: moody, half-time, dark and passionate] [Female Vocal] six crows perched in a half-circle congregate to disabuse Some clapping seals for their circus cackling their own squinting views [Female Vocal] [Breathy] [Operatic] all to push little blue pills dish detergent, new world order and soybean milk ring the bell ring the bell ring the — [Noise, Drum Blast] [Break, 2 bars] [Chorus: wall of sound] [Female Vocal] [Layered Vocals] buy the coffee water buy the Scottish plot buy the lock that keeps your life safe - from theft [Beat] ... or what is left [Female Vocal] [Whisper] I've got a promo code for you [Breakdown: crushing half-time, minimal] [Female Vocal] [Whisper] [Spoken Word] (Half-time drum groove. Single bass pulse every two bars.) ...they didn't lie to you. they just pulled the plug. [Bridge: key shift, orchestral, raw operatic peak] [Female Vocal] (Strings swell. Guitar palm mute. Soprano pushes high.) every malarkey dressed as truth every palmed card sold as proof the willing purse always digs the deepest the willing mind is always last to know [Aggressive] the balderdash that keeps the lights on selling outrage by the pound not the headline not the podcast not the for-you feed not the twenty-minute breakdown not the twitch stream [Glitch] not the ordained message [Glitch] not one word of it was free [Build] (Synth riser screams upward — 4 bars — snare every beat — impact) [Chorus: final, massive, guitar, full production] [Female Vocal] [Layered Vocals] buy the coffee water just don't shock the dog buy the service that keeps your credit safe [Beat] ... the credit we lost [Pre-Outro] the flimflam never ends but you can share this with your friends [Outro: glitching, decaying] [Spoken Word] [Distorted Vocals] [Glitch] (Guitar feedback decay. Bass fade. Synth glitch artifacts.) Remember to use my promo code Null-Angel-zero-seven-zero-five crush that like button ring the bell and subscribe. [Silence] [End]

