[Verse 1] I kicked in the page and smiled at the smell of bad decisions Got a clipboard, some blood, and a thousand side missions Pity the fool with a sword and a dream of respect I bill by the slash, then I ghost for the check My mask got more issues than your group chat at dawn I’m a walking red flag with the zipper still on If I’m not the solution, I’m at least the loud part A bad idea in boots with a mercenary heart [Pre-Chorus] Hold up, hold up Let me file this report The vibe is illegal The outcome is sport [Chorus] hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now Bring the smoke, bring the scale, let it all burn down hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now I’m the punchline king with a sharpened vow Dragon time, baby (dragon time) Dragon time, baby (right now) [Verse 2] I got jokes so crude they need warning labels slapped on I got puns like a brick and I swing like a bad song Dick joke this, dick joke that, I’m committed to the bit If life’s a toilet, I’m the guy who salutes from the lid I flirt with disaster, then I text it “u up?” I kiss every curse word and I never grow up Got a heart full of screws and a mouth full of knives Still I show up swinging like I’m fighting for fries [Pre-Chorus] Take a number Take a knee If you want the ugly truth I’m the guarantee [Chorus] hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now Bring the smoke, bring the scale, let it all burn down hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now I’m the punchline king with a sharpened vow Dragon time, baby (dragon time) Dragon time, baby (right now) [Bridge] Third person? Fourth person? Hell, I lost the count I’m pleading through the ceiling for the whole damn amount If you’re hearing this, friend, then the wall’s gone thin I’m a bad little miracle with a grenade grin So cue the sirens, cue the weird I came for the mess and I doubled the fear [Final Chorus] hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now Bring the smoke, bring the scale, let it all burn down hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now I’m the punchline king with a sharpened vow Dragon time, baby (dragon time) Dragon time, baby (right now) hey it's f****** dragon time right f****** now
