[Verse] Now I heard from a buddy of mine About a place not too far from here Where the drinks are strong and the ladies are fine If you're single then it's heaven my dear [Verse] They've got a nice jukebox and a wooden dance floor With plenty of sawdust on the ground Well I guess it's time for me to see for myself Now I've got my best gal in town [Chorus] I'm goin' to the Hotel Orloff Right there on Main Street I'm goin' to the Hotel Orloff In historic Rural Retreat In historic Rural Retreat [Verse] Well it's been a long week and I just got paid And my old Chevy's runnin' right I ain't even gonna shave and I'm wearin' my boots I'm gonna have me a hell of a night [Verse] Well there's two honky-tonks and a tractor shop And a Tastee-Freez next door But there ain't nothin' like the good ol' Hotel Orloff A place that time forgot [Chorus] I'm goin' to the Hotel Orloff Right there on Main Street I'm goin' to the Hotel Orloff In historic Rural Retreat In historic Rural Retreat
