[Intro] [Fast, energetic and high-pitched synthesizer loop starts immediately] [Pumping 144 BPM Eurodance bass drum and claps explode into the track] [Male Shouting Voice, Crazy Loop style, hyperactive tone]: Oh my god! Look who's back on the track! Crazy Loop! Nineteen years later, and I'm still running after you! Johanna! Are you ready? Let's go! [Verse 1] [Super fast rhythmic rap flow, bouncing high-speed bassline] Gimme, gimme, gimme just a little look now I'm a crazy-crazy boy and I show you how I got the red jacket, got the funny red shoes And I'm dancing all night just to shake the blues You are the queen, you are the cosmic star But you're always running away in your fast sports car I say: "Hey, Johanna, give a boy a chance!" But you're just looking at me with a funny glance! [Pre-Chorus] [Build-up with rising hyper-pop synths and rapid-fire snare rolls] [Backing Vocals stuttering]: "Jo-Jo-Jo-Johanna!" She’s walking down the street, looking so fine And I am losing every single piece of my mind I want to hold your hand, I want to be your man But she just turns around and hits me with the pan! [Chorus] [Explosive Eurodance club drop, massive synth energy] [Male high pitched singing, backing choir answering] Johanna! Johanna! Why don't you love me? She turns her face and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] Johanna! Johanna! Just look above me! She rolls her eyes and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] I'm a crazy-crazy loop, spinning round and round But you're the only girl that keeps my feet on the ground! Jo-Jo-Johanna! [High note scream] [Verse 2] [Playful high-speed rhythm, electronic handclaps] I bought a telephone just to call your line I sent a thousand roses saying you are mine You blocked my TikTok, you blocked my screen The meanest pretty girl that I've ever seen But Crazy Loop never stops, never gives up the fight I will be dancing under your window tonight! [Pre-Chorus] [Build-up with rising hyper-pop synths and rapid-fire snare rolls] She’s walking down the street, looking so fine And I am losing every single piece of my mind I want to hold your hand, I want to be your man But she just turns around and hits me with the pan! [Chorus] [Explosive Eurodance club drop, full bass power] Johanna! Johanna! Why don't you love me? She turns her face and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] Johanna! Johanna! Just look above me! She rolls her eyes and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] I'm a crazy-crazy loop, spinning round and round But you're the only girl that keeps my feet on the ground! [Bridge] [The beat drops out completely, just a funny retro chip-tune video game melody] [Male Voice, talking in a dramatic, funny whisper]: Listen, Johanna... I can change. No more loop. Just a straight line for you. Please? [Female Voice, cold and sharp]: "No. Shut up." [An insane electronic snare roll starts building up at maximum speed] Three! Two! One! Go crazy! [Synth Solo] [Furious, ultra-fast and incredibly cheesy 2000s Eurodance synthesizer solo] [Pitch-bends, laser effects and rapid drum machine fills] [Chorus] [Maximum stadium dance energy, full vocal layering and choir effects] Johanna! Johanna! Why don't you love me? She turns her face and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] Johanna! Johanna! Just look above me! She rolls her eyes and says: "Shut up!" [Female Voice Shout] I'm a crazy-crazy loop, spinning round and round But you're the only girl that keeps my feet on the ground! [Outro] [Music stays hyper-fast but begins to fade out with the stuttering vocals] Jo-Jo-Johanna... (Shut up!) Crazy Loop! (Shut up!) Spinning round... and round... and round... [Sound Effect: A comical spring boing sound followed by a record scratch] [Female Voice, whispering softly]: "Shut up." [Final loud synthesizer hit] [End]
