[INTRO — whispered, distant] Something ancient is in the room. [Pause] Good. [Low laugh] Now let chaos rain. [BEAT] [VERSE 1] He filled his glass— The drink poured up. Straight to the ceiling— He drank the cup. He snapped his teeth— The candles sneezed. The shadows switched places. The whole room screamed. He smiled at the DJ— The DJ lost the beat. The gargoyles felt the heat— The beat grew legs and crawled back. Now everybody's Wonderfully off track. [PRE-CHORUS] The witches speak in riddles The kelpies speak in tongues The gargoyles started singing With six borrowed lungs The minotaur says something— Nobody knows what. Everybody's lost the plot [DROP / CHORUS] UP goes the drink DOWN goes the floor LEFT goes the doorway THERE wasn't a door Round goes the moon BACKWARDS goes time Everybody's dancing— [Whisper] I'm having a fabulous time. [CHORUS] Shake it, break it Twist the night Turn the wrong way Make it right Lose your language Lose your name If reality behaves— That's terribly tame. [VERSE 2] Someone's reflection Walked out of the glass. Someone's shoes Started dancing past. A witch turned into smoke Then asked for a light. A kelpie's arguing with a lamp— They've been going all night. The DJ screams, “Who changed my track?” The bass falls upward. The ceiling hits the floor. Someone opens the bathroom— It leads to somewhere more. [PRE-CHORUS 2] The creatures speak in languages That haven't been invented. The clock keeps changing numbers. The exits are offended. The minotaurs are shouting, “Everybody stay calm!” [Draconequus] “a little discord wont cause any harm..” [DROP] [CHAOS CHANT] One step left— Wrong. Two steps back— Wrong. Three steps forward— [Draconequus] Perfect. Again. One step left— Wrong. Two steps back— Wrong. Three steps forward— [ALL] PERFECT. [BREAKDOWN — almost empty] [Draconequus, amused] You keep calling it chaos. That's adorable. I call it— [Pause] Extraordinary. [Ancient whisper] I've seen kingdoms fall quieter than this. [Beat] Now dance. [CHAOS DROP] [FINAL CHORUS] UP goes the drink DOWN goes the floor LEFT goes the doorway THERE wasn't a door Round goes the moon BACKWARDS goes time Everybody's dancing— [Draconequus] I'm feeling divine. Shake it, break it Twist the night Turn the wrong way Make it right Lose your language Lose your name If reality behaves— [Draconequus] let misdirection take the reins. [OUTRO CHORUS] Round and round and out of time Step across that crooked line Lose your language, lose your name Nothing here will stay the same Up goes the drink Down goes the floor Turn the wrong way Find another door Dance until the morning comes Dance until the damage's done When the last light disappears— [Whisper] I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still— [Beat cuts] Here
