“Emergency alert. Multiple unidentified spacecraft have entered Los Angeles airspace. Military response has failed. Civilians advised to seek shelter immediately… This is not a drill.” Yeah… Hail to the king, baby. It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum Guess what? I’m all outta gum Come get some, shotgun pump "Let’s rock!" Alien bastards blew up my ride Tick tock Your face, your ass, what’s the difference? My boot to your jaw, that’s persistence Nobody steals our chicks and livz Rest in pieces, That’s what Duke gives You’re pissing me off, I’m loading the chrome Terminated, welcome home Holy cow, looks like aisle four Cleanup crew ain’t needed no more Blow it out your ass Say it loud, say it fast “Damn…” “I’M GOOD.” I’ve got BALLS OF STEEL Say it like you mean it, make it real Hail to the king, kneel when I swing Let God sort ’em out "Feel the sting" BALLS OF STEEL You want some? Step in the field Eat shit and die, that’s the deal Duke Nukem Yeah - sealed and revealed Concrete jungle, West Coast static Palm trees blacked out, sky cinematic Alien ships on a low glide path 405 locked in a plasma bath Dance club glow, red room velvet Bassline heavy, swagger yeah can’t help it Velvet ropes and ultraviolet Spin up that doom music Let’s hit it I lean in slow like I own the scene She laugh, say, “You always this mean?” I grin, say, “Baby, just routine Saving the world in between caffeine.” “Hey baby, you kinda cute, what’s your name? When this invasion’s done, we can change the game. Let me get your number, don’t make me wait, Let's Hook up when the motherships disintegrate.” She roll her eyes but she smile wide Outside the skyline burning bright I tip the DJ, reload the steel “Dance while you can, I’ll foot the bill.” Police scanners screaming, pig cops turning Rooftop fires, billboards burning Graffiti walls say “COME GET SOME” LA on fire But I ain’t done Steel-toed boots on the Walk of Fame Stars on the sidewalk spell my name Got these bastards doing a walk of shame City of angels, locked and raw Nobody steals our chicks, that’s law Earthquake bass when the rockets peel She say, “Call me when it’s over.” I say, “Baby… balls of steel.” I’ve got BALLS OF STEEL Duke Nukem, sex appeal Hail to the king, crown don’t tilt LA burning, still smooth as silk BALLS OF STEEL Signed her name on a missile deal Come get some, watch it peel Duke Nukem, yeah baby big boss feel Shake it, baby Groove with the blast Make my day, blast from the past Groovy, smooth with the trigger squeeze You’re an ad for birth control, Geez Game over, roll the tape See you in hell, You can’t escape Time to abort your friggin’ race My boot and your face, Shoulda stayed in outer space That pig is crispy Burnt to dust Sunglasses red shirt "Ooh that’s gotta hurt" Nobody steals our chicks… And lives Those alien bastards are gonna pay. Right now. BALLS OF STEEL Damn right, BALLS OF STEEL Damn right, I’m unreal BALLS OF STEEL Damn right, I’m unreal Kick ass, chew gum Reload Duke Nukem in beast mode Alien Bastards Game over Alien Bastards Game over
