[Verse 1] [Warm acoustic guitar, soft strings, soulful lead vocal] I’m at the Hidden Troff, to get me a She-la-jeet facial, Denise asked if I want music, so it’s not so quiet. [Add clear keys, Leon Bridges-style warmth] I said, “Yeah, turn it up,”—her speakers blazed with sound, Mudd-mask had me driftin’, I was lost, spellbound. [Layer soft percussion, soulful “ooh” backing] Thought it was the radio playin’ a song about, A hair restoration, it pulled me right on in. But then the truth hit me hard, a bold and sly, [Soulful lead vocal, ad-lib “fooled me bad!”] Denise is trollin’ me with ads, right now! [Chorus] [Warm acoustic swell, soulful vocal, soft backing] Oh, Denise’s songs, they hooked me, burnin’ in my mind, Sneaky Hidden Troff commercials, pullin’ me right in! [Emphasize “vibe” with backing “ooh-ooh”] I’m sold on “My Aching Body” song, I’m swept away, You’re trollin’ me with hair restoration ads, but I booked it anyway! [Verse 2] [Soft acoustic guitar, warm bass, heartfelt lead vocal] That Ultra-Plus song soared, its groove was blazin’, Troff’s exclusive magic, kept me hooked all through the night. [Add gentle shaker, backing “oh!”] What Denise did was professional, pure genius, I’m bookin’ all her deals—they got me! [Build with soft strings, ad-lib “not a prank!”] Her melodies grip tight, each note’s a clever point, Anthems, yeah, they’re puttin’ me to the test. From Hidden Troff to my soul, tappin' every beat, [Soulful lead vocal, backing “yeah!”] The Troff is a funny, but it’s makin’ life so sweet! [Pre-Chorus] [Build gently, acoustic strums, clear backing vocals] These hooks are burnin’, they’re twistin’ up my mind, Each song’s a sales pitch, but the funniest kind! [Chorus] [Warm acoustic swell, soulful vocal, soft backing] Oh, Denise’s songs, they got me, burnin’ in my mind, Sneaky Hidden-Troff commercials, hookin' me blind! I’m sold on “My Aching Body” song, I’m swept away, You’re trollin’ me with hair restoration ads, but I booked one anyway! [Bridge 1] [Slow down, emotive acoustic, heartfelt vocal with backing “oohs”] Denise playin' bangers, a soulful kinda thing, Spa turned to a note, and I’m the one they hooked! [Build with warm bass, backing “oh, snap!”] No radio, her clever jest, a trollin’ kinda show, Booked that “My Aching Body” pack—her music got me aglow! [Chorus] [Soulful acoustic production, Leon Bridges-style warmth] Oh, Denise’s songs, they hooked me, burnin’ in my mind, Sneaky Hidden Troff commercials, foolin’ me so blind! I’m sold on “My Aching Body” song, I’m swept away, You’re trollin’ me with hair restoration ads, but I booked it anyway! [Bridge 2] [Slightly brighter, shimmering acoustic, confident vocal with ad-libs] Now I’m beltin’ your tunes, that Hidden Troff spark, Denise has got me chucklin’, jokin’ in my mind! [Build to soulful feel, backing “ooh-ooh-oh!”] She-la-jeet and music vibes, who knew I’d fall so deep? You’re trollin’ like a pro, but my wallet’s yours to keep! [Chorus] [Max soulful peak, warm acoustic vibe, soaring vocal] Oh, Denise’s songs, they got me, burnin’ in my mind, Sneaky Hidden Troff commercials, pullin’ me so blind! I’m sold on “My Aching Body” song, I’m swept away, You’re trollin’ me with hair restoration, but I booked it anyway! [Outro] [Soft, fading acoustic and strings, playful vocal with backing “oohs”] I’m laughin’ so hard, you fooled me good this time, Hidden Troff’s sneaky tunes, the slickest trollin’ all day! [Add delicate guitar riff, backing “yeah yeah!”] Sellin’ Ultra-Plus ads, I get an exclusive pitch, [Cheeky lead vocal, ad-lib “you win!”] This song ain’t sellin’ nothin’, just pointin’ out what’s happenin’ to you right now!
