[Intro] [laughs] He bit me! [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [Verse] stupid dog has crooked teeth and an ugly bark He wants to bark all day Even when it's dark I tell him to be silent But he barks all day My dog has crooked teeth and a gross bark He wants to bark all day Even when it's dark I tell him to be quiet But he barks anyway (what the fuck!?) My dog has crooked teeth and a grotesque bark He wants to bark all day Even when it's dark I tell him to be quiet But he barks anyway (please stop!) barking [Pre-Chorus] He barks at the floor He barks at the ceiling He barks when it's sunny and when he's dreaming stupid dog is fucking dumb I think you'll agree So let's all bark together now One Two Three [repeat in frantic rave rhythm] [Chorus] Go "woof" Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (fuck) Woof Woof Woof Go "woof" Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (damn) Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (stop it please) [Outro] [repeat in frantic rave rhythm] [vocal wall] woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (there he goes again) Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (shut up!) Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (I'm losing my mind) Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof (stop! stop! stop!)