Slop slop slop! 💋

[Intro] (voice pitched way up) heeey— is this… slop? 💕 [Verse 1] Open laptop, 2 a.m. Timeline yelling “AI again” Didn’t read it, didn’t care Saw one tool and I was there Brand-new repo, works too clean That’s illegal in my brain If it runs the first try I don’t trust that vibe [Pre-Chorus] Did it ship too fast? Did it help at all? If I feel a feeling I don’t like at all— [Chorus] Slop slop slop slop slop Yeah it’s slop slop slop slop slop Used a tool? Slop slop slop Didn’t suffer? Slop slop slop If I don’t get it— slop slop slop [Post-Chorus] (sloppy!) slop slop slop 💖 [Verse 2] Friend says “look, I built a thing!” I say “hmm…” — type before I think Didn’t test it, didn’t clone But I *feel* it in my bones Autocomplete, scary smart That’s where I fall apart If I didn’t write each line Then it can’t be fine [Pre-Chorus] Did it save some time? Did it work for you? That’s enough for me To say something rude— [Chorus] Slop slop slop slop slop Yeah it’s slop slop slop slop slop Clean commit? Slop slop slop Passed CI? Slop slop slop If it makes me weird— slop slop slop [Breakdown] Is it useful? Slop! Is it fast? Slop! Is it new? Slop! Is it mine? Nope! Is it good? Slop! Is it bad? Slop! Say it with me— SLOP SLOP SLOP [Bridge] (half-time, sparkly pads) Maybe I’m just scared Of things I didn’t grind If it works and people smile Why am I online? (beat drop, pitch jump) WAIT— why is this kinda fun?? [Final Chorus] Slop slop slop slop slop Everybody sing: slop slop slop Say it nice, say it soft Say it ‘til it means nothing at all Type it, shout it, bop— slop slop slop [Outro] (slopped voice, whisper-fast) ok yeah slop rules actually