"rain on the gazebo tonight" "You’re locked into H.O.P FM Live from suno" "Where the voice is missing but the sound is found" "Tonight’s artist uploaded from Manchester" Grey skies all the time Wet roads full of pot holes Yellow buses pretending to be green Police at the neighbours door talking in her dressing gown hoping nobody sees You know the one "He calls himself Hotwife of Pi Yeah, seriously" Dont ask, its not radio friendly "Anyway, its nice to have you on" Bet it is But for real, thanks for having me "So, you wanna just get straight to it?" Yeah, whatever, lets do it "H.O.P FM Live from suno Hotwife of Pi" Lets go You sit there and you thump your Bible and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere Talk about your psalms talk about 3:16 Johns... shits hollow Pi 3:14 says a real fucking man enjoys watching his mrs swallow "Amen" As I sketch shit, I realise that im wretched A white Jermaine Scott except that this brother is breathless Obsessed with success Cigarette while he etches Address with respect Pi's the prospective elected Shit I aint messing I can rip it in genetics Im the dominant fucker You dickheads all recessive Het threatened pricks Two copies, come and press me Dont second guess me Punnet up with Pi See if your phenotype can test me Cos bro ive got a genotype thats deadly See my guy, this shit aint allelic Theres a real dna difference between us Visually expressing lyrics that are genius Bet you wasnt expecting to listen to my thesis Dyslexic professor with a real bad grievance Forever will pressure you to let your mrs have freedom Dont let all her pleasure be missing behind your impedance empeaching her power like a coward dont be that idiot Shit, shall we call you J D Vance Yeah this is a british man ripping an US politicians can Shit cancel this fucking dickhead if you can Cos I seriously just dont understand How you gonna let this man bite your hand And disguise it as some fucking delightful act Somebody needs to come and fucking analyse this crap Cos if some country came with a suprise attack And the current US government gotta arise and stand You really think these guys are gonna advise you man Nah they already running and devised their plan War makes billionaires richer Poor kids get handed the trigger Rich kids inherit the riches Dead kids get turned into pictures I say back your families cos these pricks aint Zelinskyy's Hey, Im Pi Im Pi Im kind of like an Albert Einstein themed birthday party Where steven hawking turns up dead in a burnt Ferrari And Karl Marx came to Pi Day so lets all crack Bacardi George Eastman shot himself to get here, a Kodak killing for paparazzi Fuck the greek number eighty, Archimedes sips Bacardi Sixteenth letter lady squares a circle with her body Dont think of going baby, only three fourteen in the morning Ethans claiming your crazy coming with them accusations Klein created lies stating its all fabricated Advocated for relationship standards being raised and Then went back to fucking break it, oh no he cant explain in Shit, he cant escape Even the rich and famous Cant fucking embrace it Hila come play the game of wife with us All creampies and cake shit love Man, oh why do you need persuading fuck Either she spends the night in procrastinating an bored All alone by herself just master.... wait, oh shit, look Or she comes with Pie and we get her past the training Mouth wide Hotwife Come collaboration Plus size Gone wild Throat Pi compilation This is poetry spitroasted Lyrics on their tiptoes shit Punctuation x rated Come down this wet throat bitch Double vocal penetration From full swap stimulation Unholy tongue articulation Filled with filthy oral education Couple curated profiles say we're fucking angels But even satan calls us saintless and says we cant be saved shit No face pics Just fucking entertainment Filthy first impressions cos shit we aint playing Lipstick stains across my chest fuck Double F's hanging off the bed post Neighbours know what the fuck goes on Even though the curtains always stay closed Pi cannot be expressed as a simple fraction in written song shit being irrational doesn't happen to mean being wrong bitch © 2026 Hotwife of Pi. All rights reserved. All lyrics are original works written and published under the name Hotwife of Pi and are protected by applicable copyright law. No part of these lyrics may be copied, reproduced, republished, distributed, adapted, performed, recorded, transmitted, used for artificial intelligence or machine-learning training, or otherwise exploited, in whole or in part, without prior written permission from the copyright holder, except where permitted by law.
