[Spooky Intro] [Wind howling] [Church bell] DONG… DONG… DONG… Lord KEK looked out the window Full moon Rick was staring at the charts Again [Lord KEK] “Rick…” [Rick] “What?” [Lord KEK] “Whatever you do tonight…” “Don't buy anything.” [Rick] “…why?” [Wolf howl] AWOOOOOOOO! [Rick] “Uh oh.” [Verse 1] Moon came up Charts turned green Biggest FUQn candle Rick had ever seen Bitcoin pumping Ethereum too Solana started running Rick yelled “WHAT DO I DO?!” His eyes got wide His hands started shaking Something in his body Started FUQn changing Hair on his arms Fangs in his grin Lord KEK backed up “Not this shit again…” [Transformation] [Heartbeat] BOOM BOOM BOOM Rick ripped his hoodie Jumped on the chair Raised both hands And screamed in the air… [Rick] “WHO'S GOT THE CONTRACT ADDRESS?!” [Wolf howl] AWOOOOOOOO! [Chorus] FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! THE DEGEN'S OUT TONIGHT! Charts are glowing green Underneath the pale moonlight! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! Better hide your SOL! When the Were-Degen wakes up That motherFUQer's buying ALL! BUY! BUY! BUY THE DIP! HOWL! HOWL! LET IT RIP! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! AWOOOOOOOO! [Verse 2] Rick kicked the door open Ran into the street Black REKT’d beanie No shoes on his feet Phone in one hand Wallet in the other Screaming at strangers “WHAT'S THE TICKER, BROTHER?!” Witches on Ethereum Ghosts trading Base Skeleton on Solana Getting Wrecked in the face Vampires were scalping Zombies yelling “MOON!” A mummy bought the top And got liquidated by noon Frankenstein yelled “UTILITY!” Dracula screamed “CHART!” Rick howled at the moon And slapped BUY in the dark! [Chorus] FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! THE DEGEN'S OUT TONIGHT! Charts are glowing green Underneath the pale moonlight! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! Better hide your SOL! When the Were-Degen wakes up That motherFUQer's buying ALL! BUY! BUY! BUY THE DIP! HOWL! HOWL! LET IT RIP! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! AWOOOOOOOO! [Instrumental Break] [Surf guitar] [Spooky organ] [Theremin] [Wolf howls] [Coin sounds] [Monster party screaming] [Verse 3] Then Link hit the keyboard Zelda chased a bat Somehow bought a memecoin Nobody knows how that happened Rick saw the transaction Looked down at the cat “You bought THAT?!” [Pause] Chart went up ten X Rick slowly turned around… “ZELDA'S A FUQn GENIUS!” [Party erupts] Lord KEK walked outside Saw the madness in the street Monsters buying memecoins Dancing to the beat KEK shook his head Pulled his hood up tight Said… “I hate FUQn Halloween night.” [Bridge] Then suddenly… The chart stopped [Music stops] Everyone froze One red candle Then another Then another… [Rick] “Oh FUQ.” [Lord KEK] “Rick…” [Rick] “Yeah?” [Lord KEK] “Did you take profits?” [Long silence] [Rick] “…define profits.” [CRASH] [Breakdown] WHO BOUGHT THE TOP?! RICK DID! WHO BOUGHT THE DIP?! RICK DID! WHO BOUGHT THE NEXT DIP?! RICK DID! WHO RAN OUTTA SOL?! RICK DID! WHO SAID WE'RE EARLY?! RICK DID! WHO SAID ONE MORE BUY?! RICK DID! WHO'S HOWLING AT THE CHART?! EVERYBODY! AWOOOOOOOO! [Final Chorus] FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! EVERY MONSTER'S OUT TONIGHT! Skeletons and degens Dancing underneath the lights! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! Let the whole damn crypt go wild! If you've ever bought the top Come howl with us tonight! BUY! BUY! BUY THE DIP! HOWL! HOWL! LET IT RIP! FULL MOON ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! AWOOOOOOOO! [Outro] [Morning birds] The moon disappeared Rick woke up in the yard One shoe missing Phone at two percent Wallet… Down forty-three percent Lord KEK stood over him [Lord KEK] “Good morning.” [Rick] “…what happened?” [Lord KEK] “You became the Were-Degen.” [Rick] “Did I make money?” [Lord KEK] “No.” [Rick] “Did I have fun?” [Lord KEK] “…apparently.” [Rick] “Worth it.” [Phone notification] DING! Rick looked at the screen His eyes started glowing again [Rick] “Ooooo… New launch.” [Lord KEK] “RICK, THE SUN IS UP!” [Rick] “FUQ IT!” [Wolf howl] AWOOOOOOOO! TO BE CONTINUED…
