Santa’s looking ghastly what a crazy sight Climbing down the chimney in the dead of night His beard is green moldy his suit’s a tattered mess But he’s the jolliest zombie he’s spreading holiday jest Reindeer once so lively now staggering slow With eyes so sunken they’ve lost their festive glow Elves are moaning carols in a spooky tune Frightening the children while they hang the shiny spoon Zombie Santa's here tonight watch him take a bite He’s delivering the presents though he causes such a fright His sleigh is cobwebbed covered but his heart's still bright Oh Zombie Santa's chomp won’t ruin our delight Snow falling softly on his undead skin While his red nose rots he just keeps that grin Creepy Christmas magic in the midnight air With Zombie Santa Claus we’ll give and share Parents roll their eyes kids scream in surprise When Santa claws the cookies no one dares deny Zombified he munches leaves crumbs in his trail But love and joy are shown in his eerie wail Zombie Santa's here tonight watch him take a bite He’s delivering the presents though he causes such a fright His sleigh is cobwebbed covered but his heart's still bright Oh Zombie Santa's chomp won’t ruin our delight
