[Verse 1] The Devil went down to Walmart, he was lurking for a steal Wore snakeskin boots and shades at night, pushing a cart with zeal He passed the chips, the cereal too, then found the frozen aisle But heaven’s choir stood their ground with style and holy guile [Pre-Chorus] From behind the clearance rack came voices dressed in white Five nuns with amps and attitude—preparing for a fight [Chorus] “Back up, Beelzebub, we price-check fate! We bless these aisles and bless our plate With neon rosaries and devil-slayin’ licks, We’re savin’ souls with power chords and righteous tricks Bad Habit’s here, so best behave— We rock the Lord in aisle eight!” [Verse 2] Lucifer smirked and rolled his eyes, grabbed cookies and some Sprite But Sister Blaze just strummed a chord that shattered through the night She sang of coupons, grace, and fire, of gospel turned to glam And Sister Vice did a stage-dive from a moving coleslaw van [Bridge – The Showdown] “You bring brimstone, we bring glitter You tempt hearts, we’re louder hitters Try that voodoo in our store— Our holy merch will shake your core!” [Chorus – Bigger & Louder] “Step down, Satan, this club is clean We sanctify the Dairy Queen With righteous beats and aisle dominion, Our holy flair trumps your opinion You lost this round—go cash your sin We’ve got receipts and heaven’s grin!” [Outro – Halo Spin & Mic Drop] As Satan left with head hung low, Aisle 13 blazed a blessed glow Five habits rocked, no rules obeyed— They turned that Walmart to a cabaret!
