[VERSE 1] He folded towels wrong, now he folds in grief, Said I had a Jezebel spirit—now I’m the high priest. Pulled my heart from the ashes and threw on a filter, Now I baptize trauma in a ring light river. I ain’t bitter—I’m billable, babe, Turned my breakdown into an email campaign. Ghosted his Bible study, kept the aesthetic, Now I slay with a journal and a glow-up prophetic. [CHORUS – TRAUMA MONETIZED] MLM coach with the fire and flair, Speaking in tongues while I highlight my hair. Deconstruction bae with a prayer-wheel stare— My trauma made profit and I don’t even care. Took my breakdown and built a brand, Healing in reels with a ring on my hand. Swipe up, sis, for the five-step plan— Get saved, get hot, then ghost your man. [VERSE 2] I read one therapy book, now I’m Paul reborn, Selling freedom from men like it’s Holy Ghost porn. Exit Clause Jesus said “let there be light,” So I burned that marriage down—and staged it right. I did shadow work, babe, and then sold the shade, My ex is a lesson, my page is a stage. My voice? My weapon. My pain? My pitch. Got baptized in boundaries—now I’m that witch. [CHORUS – TRAUMA MONETIZED] MLM coach with the fire and flair, Speaking in tongues while I highlight my hair. Deconstruction bae with a prayer-wheel stare— My trauma made profit and I don’t even care. Took my breakdown and built a brand, Healing in reels with a ring on my hand. Swipe up, sis, for the five-step plan— Get saved, get hot, then ghost your man. [BRIDGE – WHISPERED, DRAMATIC] I didn’t leave him. I ascended. It’s not a divorce... It’s a deliverHERance. Holy hot girl sabbath. Wine night. Redemption arc. And a matching nightlight. [FINAL CHORUS] MLM coach with the fire and flair, Speaking in tongues while I highlight my hair. Deconstruction bae with a prayer-wheel stare— My trauma made profit and I don’t even care. Took my breakdown and built a brand, Healing in reels with a ring on my hand. Swipe up, sis, for the five-step plan— Get saved, get hot, then ghost your man. [OUTRO – MOCK SERMON VOICE] Some of us were never meant to be wives... We were born to witness our own glow-up.
