(Verse 1) Oh, they call me a genius, a walking surprise, With the “power” to interrupt ten thoughts at a time. I can hyperfocus… when it’s not on you, But don’t ask me to remember why I went in this room? (Pre-Chorus) I’m your superhero with powers untamed, Like zoning out mid-sentence... Excuse me? What was your name? Yeah, I’m super alright, but here’s the deal: I’d trade that x-ray hearing for a nap, that’s what's for real. (Chorus) ’Cause I’ve got superpowers, so they claim, Like overanalyzing everything anyone says. If pacing in circles could save the world, Then hand me a cape, watch this neuro divergent girl. (Verse 2) I’m a mind reader, couldn’t you tell? You’re thinking, “Zap! Bam! Boom! this must be hell.” But don’t worry, I’m fine—superhuman and all, Except when I trip walking down the hall. (Pre-Chorus) Oh, it’s a gift. Don’t get me wrong, To replay every awkward thing I’ve ever said, all night long. Sure, it’s quirky, I’m “unique,” it’s all too clear. but can you avoid a meltdown due to bright lights, my dear? (Chorus) ’Cause I’ve got superpowers, so divine, Like hyper-fixating until I run out of time. If forgetting to eat made heroes supreme, Then I’d lead the Justice League of lost keys and sock seams. (Bridge) Oh, they say, “You’re so inspiring, so fun!” Yeah, ‘cause losing my wallet’s a victory won. Who needs invisibility or flying through air? I just spend hours doom-scrolling in my comfy chair. (Chorus) Yeah, I’ve got superpowers, what a thrill, Like rewashing my laundry… or forgetting the bills. If spiraling thoughts made you a hero too, Then congratulations, welcome to the Super Crew! (Outro) So here’s to the heroes who march to their beat, With mismatched socks and shoes on the wrong feet. We wear our quirks like capes, no need to disguise, And underwear on the outside? Just feels better, you guys. We’re not saving the world, just doing our best, but hey, if that's heroic, then I'll take my rest.
