JAWBREAKER RUSH (Ed,Edd, and Eddy)

CUL-DE-SAC CHAOS— THREE DUMBASSES, ONE SCAM— JAWBREAKER SEASON, BITCH!! Schematics drafted with precision, this grift is airtight If variables align, we monetize by night Profit margins razor-thin, but logically sound— WAIT—Ed, what the fuck is that sound?! Contingency plans in a color-coded stack You just pressed every button—put that shit back! This apparatus was calibrated, DO NOT ENGAGE— Now the basement’s alive and it’s breakin’ the cage?! BUTTERED TOAST MACHINE—MAKES MY MUSCLES GROW I FED IT SOME GRAVY—NOW IT BREATHIN’ SMOKE MONSTER IN THE BASEMENT SAID “FRIEND?”—I SAID “YES!” NOW HE EATIN’ THE STAIRS—THIS AIN’T IDEAL, I GUESS Gravy… I PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS—THEY WAS SHINY AND SHIT IF IT BLOWS UP, DOUBLE D—WE CAN FIX IT A BIT …or maybe we run. This is NOT what we planned— This is gettin’ outta hand— We was tryna make a band— Now the whole block say “Damn—” RUN IT—RUN IT—RUN IT— JAWBREAKER RUSH!! FUCK IT UP—DON’T THINK—JUST— SMASH THE PLAN, GET THE CASH— THEN WE DASH!! JAWBREAKER RUSH!! WHO CARES IF THIS SHIT GO BUST?! SCAM AGAIN, DO IT FAST— MAKE IT LAST!! Listen up, dorks, I’m the king of the street Got a scam so clean, make a sucker feel sweet Couple quarters, quick flip, now we stackin’ it tall— WHY THE FUCK IS MY HOUSE FALLIN’, Y’ALL?! Kevin on my ass talkin’ slick—what a clown Rolf got a pitchfork, Jimmy cryin’ in town But I ain’t stoppin’ now, we too deep in the play— If we make one more buck, we can bullshit our way Run it! Cash! Move! RUN—RUN—RUN—RUN— SCAM FAILED—FAILED—FAILED— CONTAINMENT?—HELL NAH We’re—so—fucked— JAWBREAKER RUSH!! WE DON’T STOP, WE DON’T DISCUSS!! BREAK IT DOWN, BUILD IT UP— THEN WE FLUSH!! JAWBREAKER RUSH!! CUL-DE-SAC CAN’T HANDLE US!! WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL UP— CAUSE WE US!! …so… no jawbreakers? … “DORKS!” … Run that shit back tomorrow?