[Intro] [Verse 1] I went to the store And I bought some meat Came home and cooked it So I could eat It tasted real good yeah It filled my tummy I cooked it real well And it tasted yummy It tasted good Like it should My old cooked meat [Chorus] Meat Oh my old cooked meat It's better than bologna And it's better than Spam I like to put it Between two pieces of bread now And eat it all day long with some chips My old cooked meat [Verse 2] Well without it I would starve I could not eat Some more cooked meat Meat Oh my old cooked meat Oh meat Oh my old cooked meat You know what I'm saying Well without the meat I would die I'd have to eat some old peanuts [Chorus] Peanuts For my old cooked meat They don't taste meat For my old cooked meat Yeah them old peanuts My old cooked meat Remind me of old varnished wood My old cooked meat, my old cooked meat But give me some meat Mmm good And I can eat My old cooked meat [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Hamburger Helper Cheese macaroni Tuna Helper It ain't phony Give me that meat I love my meat Put it between bread Or just eat it off the street Meat Meat My old cooked meat My old cooked meat Beef, the real food for real people
