[Verse 1] The internet is filled with a ton of weirdo now a days Filled with Internet degenerates some would say A lot of Gross And creepy people are online now But tthis song is about the first true lol cow [Chrous] CHRIS CHAN is The creator of the one sonic chew On a love quest to from some China without a clue Hating pickles and the gay holding Optimus prime Trolls messing with his autism and crossing the line At the mall with an attraction sign saying no darkies allowed Christian western Chandler the first true lolcow [Verse 2] Chris Chan wants a boyfriend free girl to know To have sex with so his virgin rage would go He believes everything troll saying and doing so Will this online girl have sex with Chris , that is a no Went on a date once and the Man in the pickle suit shows Chris Chan love quest was then at a all time low [Chrors] CHRIS CHAN is The creator of the one sonic chew On a love quest to from some China without a clue Hating pickles and the gay holding Optimus prime Trolls messing with his autism and crossing the line at the mall with an attraction sign saying no darkies allowed Christian western Chandler the first true lolcow [Verse 3] Making comics about his dumb creepy o c He then starts drawing himself in the comic, a hero he will be Chris Chan want a girlfriend to be happy Not a homo Chris Chan would plee Trolls mess with Christian laugh with glee Once like Clyde Cash and blue spike would bully Have him have sex with blow up doll yelling Julie! [Chrous] CHRIS CHAN The creator of the one sonic chew On a love quest to from some China without a clue Hating pickles and the gay holding Optimus prime Trolls messing with his autism and crossing the line at the mall with an attraction sign saying no darkies allowed Christian western Chandler the first true lolcow [Bridge] After a fire burned down his house to ash Troll stopped trolling to give Chris Chan a pass Chris left online but that did not last He came back a trans now, it got cringe really fast The idea guys made him crazy and dimensional merge is set admitting he had sex with his mother the worst ending he met Jail time he did for doing his mom, sex he did it Chris Chan is now a crazy tranny and extremely pathetic [Chrous] CHRIS CHAN The creator of the one sonic chew On a love quest to from some China without a clue Hating pickles and the gay holding Optimus prime Trolls messing with his autism and crossing the line at the mall with an attraction sign saying no darkies allowed Christian western Chandler the first true lolcow
