[Telephone beep] [INTRO — 5 BARS | MINIMAL FRENCH COSMIC ELECTRO] [Deep analogue pulse, fat Soviet Polivoks, slowly opening filter] [MALE — DEEP, DRY, SPOKEN] The Staircase Experiment. [PAUSE] Let us begin. [M1 — FIRST STAIRCASE | SUNG, E PHRYGIAN] [4/4 TIME, ONE SYLLABLE PER NOTE] [EXACT PITCHES, ASCENDING STEPPED MELODY] [Two notes up, one note down, repeat from a higher pitch] [E4 F4 G4 F4] Dar-da-da-dar [G4 A4 B4 A4] Dar-da-da-dar [B4 C5 D5 C5] Dar-da-da-dar [D5 E5 F5 E5] Dar-da-da-dar [POLIVOKS — REPEAT THE EXACT FOUR PHRASES IN UNISON] [Enormous fat analogue lead, strong resonant filter] [ABRUPT SILENCE] [MALE — SPOKEN, DEADPAN] Interesting. We are attempting to construct a melodic staircase. Two steps up. One step back. Each new staircase begins higher than the last. [PAUSE] It is mathematically very simple. [PAUSE] Apparently not for the singer. Or suno's model Which repeatedly refuses to follow instructions hmmmmmmm [M2 — SECOND ASCENT | TRIP-HOP RHYTHM ENTERS] [START AT E4 AND FOLLOW THE EXACT NOTE SEQUENCE] [MALE VOCAL AND POLIVOKS IN PERFECT UNISON] [E4 F4 G4 F4] Dar-da-da-dar [G4 A4 B4 A4] Dar-da-da-dar [B4 C5 D5 C5] Dar-da-da-dar [D5 E5 F5 E5] Dar-da-da-dar [F5 G5 A5 G5] Dar-da-da-dar [MALE — SPOKEN] Observe. We are supposedly going upwards. Even though every fourth note goes downwards. But ... of course It's not working [PAUSE] This is not a malfunction. Actually Yes It is a malfunction [M3 — VOCAL LIMIT | CONTINUOUS ASCENT] [EVERY SYLLABLE HAS ONE SPECIFIC PITCH] [NO MELODIC RESET] [E4 F4 G4 F4] Dar-da-da-dar [G4 A4 B4 A4] Dar-da-da-dar [B4 C5 D5 C5] Dar-da-da-dar [D5 E5 F5 E5] Dar-da-da-dar [F5 G5 A5 G5] Dar-da-da-dar [A5 B5 C6 B5] Dar-da-da-dar [VOICE MORPHS INTO FAT POLIVOKS] [CONTINUE ASCENDING BEYOND HUMAN VOCAL RANGE] [POLIVOKS SOLO — 12 BARS] [C6 D6 E6 D6] [E6 F6 G6 F6] [G6 A6 B6 A6] [HEAVY BERLIN-SCHOOL SEQUENCERS, HUGE FILTER SWEEPS] [MALE — SPOKEN OVER MUSIC] We have exceeded the range of the human voice. Fortunately, the synthesiser is Soviet. [PAUSE] It does not complain. [M4 — IMPOSSIBLE STAIRCASE | PSYCHEDELIC CLIMAX] [Polivoks and heavily processed voice alternate the exact ascending pattern] [Increasingly massive bass, Mellotron, motorik percussion] [No reset, continuous rising tension] [E4 F4 G4 F4] Dar-da-da-dar [G4 A4 B4 A4] Dar-da-da-dar [B4 C5 D5 C5] Dar-da-da-dar [D5 E5 F5 E5] Dar-da-da-dar [F5 G5 A5 G5] Dar-da-da-dar [A5 B5 C6 B5] Dar-da-da-dar [FINAL EXTREME ASCENDING POLIVOKS GLISSANDO] [HUGE RESONANT FILTER SWEEP] [HARD CUT — ABSOLUTE SILENCE] [MALE — DRY SPOKEN] We have reached the top. [LONG PAUSE] There is no staircase. [PAUSE] Only a very expensive Soviet synthesiser. And a very-very-very Naughty Generative model [ONE DEEP POLIVOKS NOTE] [MALE — QUIETLY] Let us descend. I'm a bit depressed I can't take it anymore I'm taking a short cut See you at the bottom Maybe ARRRRRRRGGGGGH ! [POLIVOKS — VIOLENT ACCELERATING DOWNWARD GLISSANDO] [Rapid continuous pitch plunge from C7 to E1] [Exponential acceleration, like falling down a staircase] [C7–B6–G6–E6–C6–G5–E5–C5–G4–E4–C4–G3–E3–C3–G2–E1] [Enormous resonant filter sweep, thick detuned oscillators] [FINAL IMPACT — MASSIVE SUB-BASS THUD] [ABSOLUTE SILENCE — 2 SECONDS] [OUTRO — REVERSE STAIRCASE | INSTRUMENTAL] [Polivoks descends: two notes down, one note up] [E6 D6 C6 D6] [C6 B5 A5 B5] [A5 G5 F5 G5] [F5 E5 D5 E5] [Slowly collapse into subterranean bass] [Male - spoken] Well Somehow I survived my fall the experiment failed A good idea But a fail due to an naughty stubborn AI model Thanks a lot Suno [Telephone beep]
