[Intro: Melodic Twin Guitars, Heavy Stomp, Clean Duet] [Male] We wanted a dog, a friend for the road A heart full of thunder, a tail made of gold [Female] We wanted a cat, so graceful and wise Now she owns the sofa and judges our lives [Both] Completely normal? Absolutely! [Instrumental Build: Epic Twin-Guitar Harmony] [Chorus: Huge Duet and Male Choir] PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! Dog on the left, cat on the right! One wants freedom, one wants the throne AND NEITHER ONE PAYS FOR THE HOME! PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! Hair everywhere but that's alright Pawprints and fur all over the floor WE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY AND LOVE THEM EVEN MORE! [Instrumental: Galloping Guitars] [Verse 1: Male Lead] We take our dog outside, he wants to run "He wouldn't hurt a fly!"— SQUIRREL! And suddenly he's gone! Then one little tree stops everything Forty-seven messages he has to read [Female] It's been twenty minutes. [Male] It's research. [Female] Of course. [Male] Then he finds a bush and leaves us a gift I look to the left... I look to the right... [Female] Pick it up. [Male] I WAS GOING TO! [Heavy Guitar Break] [Guitar Solo 1: Fast Melodic Twin Leads] [Verse 2: Female Lead] We bought our cat a beautiful bed Soft little blanket, pillow for her head Forty dollars later, where does she go? Straight to the cardboard box below Twenty fancy toys all over the floor She wants the packaging more Then one tiny bug flies over her head Now she's on the curtains instead! [Male] Excellent investment. [Female] Shut up. [Male] And the glass? [Female] Gravity test. [Male] Results? [Female] Still works. [Chorus: Full Band] PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! One steals a shoe, one starts a fight One wants freedom, one wants the throne AND NEITHER ONE PAYS FOR THE HOME! PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! We bought them beds, they sleep where they like Hair on the sofa, fur everywhere AND SOMEHOW WE STILL LET THEM SLEEP IN OUR CHAIR! [Instrumental: Epic Harmonized Guitar Melody] [Guitar Solo 2: Long Melodic Shredding Solo] [Breakdown: Crushing Groove] [Male] Our neighbor says: "YOUR DOG IS BARKING AGAIN!" [Female] At three in the morning. [Male] He heard something dangerous. [Female] What? [Male] A leaf. [Female] A leaf? [Male] A suspicious leaf. [Female] We're safe now. [Male] You're welcome. [Heavy Breakdown] [Instrumental: Slow Crushing Riff into Fast Double Bass] [Verse 3: Male and Female] [Male] We leave our dog alone five minutes flat Come home and he completely cracks Tail like a helicopter, running through the hall Like we've been gone ten years in all [Female] We leave our cat for half the day Come back home, she looks our way "Oh. You're back." Then walks to her bowl [Male] She missed us? [Female] The food was two millimeters low. [Male] Emergency. [Instrumental: Epic Guitar Rise] [Bridge: Melodic Duet] [Both] People come and people go But somehow our animals always know They steal our chairs, destroy our floor Drive us crazy— AND WE LOVE THEM MORE! [Extended Guitar Solo: Emotional Twin Leads, Fast Shredding Finale] [Final Chorus: Maximum Energy] PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! DOG ON THE LEFT, CAT ON THE RIGHT! One wants freedom, one wants the throne AND NEITHER ONE PAYS FOR THE HOME! PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! Zoomies at midnight, that's alright Hair on the sofa, pawprints on the floor WE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY AND LOVE THEM EVEN MORE! [Final Instrumental: Epic Power-Metal Twin Guitars] [Outro: Heavy Stomp] [Male] Where's our shoe? [Female] Ask the dog. [Male] Where's our curtain? [Female] We don't talk about the curtain. [Both] PAWS! CLAWS! CHAOS TONIGHT! [Final Guitar Scream]
