Hallo everybody! Grab your stroopwafels! It's time to build a dam! Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo! I’m living ’neath the sea level, my ego's getting big I've got a tulip in my lapel and a windmill on my wig We built the massive Delta Works, we’re hydro-engineers But I just want to chew on bark and grow some furry ears! I wear my wooden clogs all day, I'm beaver-adjacent now We're stealing valor from the swamp to make the rodents say Wow! 'Cause I'm a Dutch Wet Beaver, slapping mud upon the wood! I’m migrating to your local pond, and moving in for good! I really love a wet beaver, building dams is what I like I'm saving Holland from the flood, with my finger in a dyke! Oh yeah, her name is Greta, we've been dating for a week! I went to Castor canadensis, down at the union hall I brought my government permit, but they wouldn't play ball! They said, You have no tail to slap, your gnawing skills are weak! I said, But I have stroopwafels, and water in my creek! Our multi-billion euro walls lack rustic, muddy charm So I'm chewing on your table legs and causing great alarm! Yodel-odel-ay-dee-hoo! Slap that tail, boys! We invaded all their habitats, we brought our bicycles We froze our wooden shoes right off on giant icicles! The real beavers are annoyed, we're such an invasive pest Paving bike lanes on the twigs, we think we know what's best! I’m the final evolution! Chomp! Chomp! Watch me bite this tree! A semi-aquatic rodent is what I was born to be! Oh... I don't need a passport, I don't need no pants I'm doing the official Dutch Wet Beaver clog dance! Woop Woop Woop Woop! If you see my furry buddy, don't you try to touch! There's nothing quite as magical as a beaver that is Dutch! 'Cause I'm a Dutch Wet Beaver, slapping mud upon the wood! I’m migrating to your local pond, and moving in for good! I really love a wet beaver, building dams is what I like I'm saving Holland from the flood, with my finger in a dyke! We're registered for a civil union on Tuesday! Yeah, we're hydro-imperialists, we conquered all the sea! So show your beaver to a hungry Dutchman just like me! Loud chomping sounds Yodel-leh-hee-hoo! [Silence drop] Needs more gouda. [End: Final extremely loud, sad and comical tuba womp, lonely reverb fading out]
