Kung Pow! Version 2

1920s novelty swing, posh English delivery, small complaint anthem, upright bass, muted trumpet, clarinet obbligato, brushed snare, ragtime piano, lap steel fills, crowd chant hook, gramophone saturation, plate reverb, mono room sound, spoken intro, cheeky satire, brisk 132 BPM, swung parade groove

[Verse 1] I walk in the room With my shoes too clean You act all tough Like a movie scene You swing first, baby, thinking you're slick But I block your whole strike with a tiny little stick [Pre-Chorus] Hold up Step back Hear that crack Uh-huh Look at Ling in the back behind the tree Going "Weee-ooo-weeee-ooo-weee-ooo-weee!" [Chorus] Kung pow! Enter the fist Kung pow! You can't resist "I am bleeding, making me the victor!" Kung pow! I'm walking out the winner! [Verse 2] Chop on the table Rice on the floor You came for a fight You got folklore Your best move froze right in front of my shoe I looked at you and said: "Wait... your shirt is blue!" I barely even moved, no ifs, ands, or buts And the guy in the back yells: "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!" [Final Chorus] Kung pow! Enter the fist Kung pow! You can't resist You can call me Betty, duck real low Kung pow! Here I go!

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