[missing teeth] weekend on my lonesome, fox has left me be he's off the wales in a mini to see his family car broke down twice, had to wait for a tow uncle stu, tools in hand says "lets give it one more go" So I washed all of our trakkies, then on to read some porn Its not quite the same though, I'm a tiny bit bored I miss the furry jizz ball and his dumb ass jokes the place is way too quiet without my sexy bloke Second night, all alone in bed, scared cos its just me I swear theres a shadow at the window looking back at me I close the blinds and call the fox, no answer, thats weird So Uncle Mike, came saved my life, made sure the place was clear Sunday roast at mum and dad's, and still no word from fox 'I bet its the car' assured my dad 'it's got a dodgy gear box' couple hours later, its so dark, but I can see along the driveway, the mini lights heading home to me. So Fox was back from newport, two black eyes and broken teeth "what the fuck has happened, come and sit right here with me" Fox like.. 'yeah, I got jumped, by some grown ginger cunt, up on Allt-Yr-Yn, pulled my top over my head, upper cuts, one two three.' 'by the time I got my head up, he was no-where to be seen.'