
Nymph-E's Kitchen: Cough-E - Nymph-E ft. Gary
[Horror Soundtrack] [Dark, Twisted Fairytale] [Eerie, Unsettling] [Intro] [Spoken word - male narrator] "Tonight, on undercover kitchens! We visit Nymph-E's grove!" "It's Beautiful" [Verse 1] In the shadowed grove, where moonlight dies, A nymph with fever in her eyes, Her laughter's cracked, her fingers twitch, She's brewing something, like a witch. Not berries sweet, not nectar fine, But coffee beans, a twisted vine. She grinds them up with mortal bone, And whispers secrets, all her own. [Spoken word - male narrator] "And what is this brew?" (is that hazelnut? Pecan?) [Chorus] Oh, Cough-E, Cough-E, black and deep, A promise that the sleepless keep, A jolt of fear, a nervous spark, That lights the way through endless dark. Extra, extra, the caffeine screams, Waking you from fevered dreams, A taste of ash, a touch of dread, The bitter thoughts inside your head. [Verse 2] The water boils, a cauldron's hiss, A flavor you can't dare to miss. She pours it out, a steaming black, There is no hope, there's no turning back. One sip and your heart takes flight, Pounding through the endless night, You see her face, a twisted grin, The nightmare's about to begin. [Spoken word - male narrator, drunk] "Is that a potatoemayto?" ("very fresh") [Chorus] Oh, Cough-E, Cough-E, black and deep, A promise that the sleepless keep, A jolt of fear, a nervous spark, That lights the way through endless dark. Extra, extra, the caffeine screams, Waking you from fevered dreams, A taste of ash, a touch of dread, The bitter thoughts inside your head. [Bridge] She calls it love, this bitter brew, For weary souls, just like you. But every drop is laced with spite, To keep you running, day and night. No rest, no peace, no gentle sleep, Just secrets that the shadows keep. [Outro] Cough-E... (Cough, cough, cough) The coffee that never lets you go... Cough-E... (Cough, cough, cough) Drink up... drink up... down below... [Spoken word - male narrator] "Perfect brew! 5 stars.." [pause] [female vocal - seductive, playful] "Oh it's not vegan.." [Sound of manic, giggling laughter fading into a final, violent coughing fit]

