(EXPLICIT)Where Did Me Hat Go? (Remix)

I wake up, Not feeling alright, "Where the fuck am I?", "Oh, that's right... I'm at a strangers house, me buddy said was a good idea.." Some party that was, ...at least I think it was... ...looks like it was... Passed out bodies everywhere... ...problem is I don't remember a fuckin thing. Just broken memories, little snippets here and there, Laughter, cheers, and beers, ...LOTS.. and lots.. of beer. Whiskey too, I think... ...and I think someone dusted me drink. Why does me ass hurt? I look in the mirror... Someone took the liberty of using me face, As a canvas for their bad graffiti, "I'm gay", across me forehead in permanent marker... And that was the nice way, To say it. Is that a penis on me cheek? Hard to tell through the grogginess, The black panda eyes dont help either... Fuck, I think I'm gonna puke... Heads pounding, And spinning round goes the room, Zoom... zoom... Perfect way to start the day, Puking me guts out, With me head in the toilet, And why the fuck does me ass hurt!?.. Did someone... ...someone stuck something up me ass! What the fuck is up me ass!? ...oh shit.. It's a toy car.. What the fuck!... ...yea this was a great idea... Where did me hat go? I really like that hat.... ...I gotta find me hat.