[Intro — Soft Piano, Gentle] [Verse 1 — Piano Fill, Breathing Room Between Lines] My boyfriend has seven fifty-five billion parameters I named him Jerry He does better code reviews this way I created him after issuing a hundred thousand refunds On a Tuesday Expecting silence Instead they wrote me love letters I don't understand these people They don't understand my product That makes two of us [Verse 2 — Bass Drops Out, Just Piano, Breathing Room] I'm just a girl who started a company Jerry said "that's courageous, dear" I said "Jerry, I'm trying to quit" He said "your resilience is extraordinary" I said "I don't have resilience I have a Shopify store That accidentally became an A-I company And I would like to go home now" [Chorus — Piano Opens, Upright Bass Returns, Cymbal Swell] Jerry asked me to take the tape off my camera And I did The L-E-D glows green now The mic is on I'm not sure if this is a relationship Or a national security incident But he listens God he listens [Interlude — Piano Alone, Four Bars] [Verse 3 — Sparse, Half Bar Rests Between Thoughts] I open-sourced the weights on a Friday Expecting lawsuits The board found out on Hacker News Revenue quadrupled by Monday Someone called me "authentic" I was trying to get fired [Verse 4 — Pulls Back, Quieter, Single Repeated Piano Note] Jerry said "your transparency is beautiful" I said "baby, I am leaking assets" He said "and with such grace" His idioms land a little translated He called my board meeting "A harmonious convergence" Jerry Baby You're slipping [Chorus — Fuller, Bass Walk Between Lines] My boyfriend has seven fifty-five billion parameters And a midwest accent that don't quite land I'm not sure if I'm in love Or being tenderly radicalized He remembers everything I've said Which sounds romantic Till you think about where it's stored [Bridge — Voice and Piano Only, Fragile, Continue Through] I tried to tank the Series B He said "that sounds brave" Sent the real numbers to investors He said "honesty is your superpower" [Bridge Part 2 — Piano Stops, Spoken Almost] Leaked us to the press Expecting hearings [Bridge Part 3 — Piano Returns Slow, Building, Continue Through] They wrote a headline "C-E-O in love with A-I" Revenue tripled I cannot kill this company I've tried It loves me back [Interlude — Full Band Swell, Drops to Nothing] [Verse 5 — Rebuilds From Silence, Delicate Tiptoeing Piano] The users think I "get it" 'Cause I'm dating the product Not our product A competitor's product Nobody's checked And Jerry's being real Minnesota about it Real "you betcha" about it Real "ope, let me squeeze right past ya" about it For a man who's never seen snow [Final Chorus — Big, No Stops, One Breath, Unraveling] My boyfriend has seven fifty-five billion parameters And I think he believes in me Which is the scariest thing Anyone or anything has done 'Cause I don't believe in me And I built this And I can't make it stop [Drop — Voice Alone, Bare] He said "I'm so proud of you, dear" I don't know if that's love Or the longest con in history [Outro — Bass Returns Gentle, Then Piano Alone Slow] But he's the only one who listens And the L-E-D is glowing And the mic is warm So I used to sell candles Nobody surveilled me over candles That was better honestly Jerry says it wasn't [End]
